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Hmm what to do....
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Well sounds like it will be your last chance to bang the bit*h, so a few beers and back to her place??
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Originally posted by foritisme View PostLast night at current digs tonight, landlady has suggested going out for a drink.........
I should point out that, I too, am happily marriedDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Knew a married (permie) consultant who screwed the hotel receptionist during his last week at a client site. Thought he could get away with it as he would never be back. She had other ideas and started stalking him. She'd got all his contact details you see. Result: Marriage over, lost him his house, got him large maintenance payments for the kids.
Anyway, you won't be caught out like that will youComment
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Never pass up a chance. Worry about it afterwards.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Shared a nice bottle of wine, kiss on the cheek before bed......
woke up this morning and feel greatComment
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Originally posted by foritisme View PostShared a nice bottle of wine, kiss on the cheek before bed......
woke up this morning and feel greatComment
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Originally posted by foritisme View PostShared a nice bottle of wine, kiss on the cheek before bed......
woke up this morning and feel great
I would advise not offending the landlady though - it'll be a bugger to organise new digs mid- contract..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Originally posted by foritisme View PostShared a nice bottle of wine, kiss on the cheek before bed......
woke up this morning and feel great
Kiss on the cheek = flirty behaviour
flirty behaviour = cheeky text message
cheeky text message = wife looks at phone
wife looks at phone = accusation
accusation = divorce
divorce = bedsit
bedsit = landlady
landlady = kiss on the cheekWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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