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Clippy replied

31 July 2009, 11:47
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

I got caught out by not deleting texts
- serves me right.

What happened?
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foritisme replied

31 July 2009, 07:03
Mobiles phones - curse or saviour of illicit affairs ??
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Pogle replied

31 July 2009, 06:53
Originally posted by cojak View Post

Has no-one realised that texts can be deleted???

(btw, the above - with more activity in the middle order - is commonly known as doing an 'Andy Kershaw')

I got caught out by not deleting texts
- serves me right.
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cojak replied

31 July 2009, 06:40
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Oh dear.

Kiss on the cheek = flirty behaviour
flirty behaviour = cheeky text message
cheeky text message = wife looks at phone
wife looks at phone = accusation
accusation = divorce
divorce = bedsit
bedsit = landlady
landlady = kiss on the cheek

Has no-one realised that texts can be deleted???

(btw, the above - with more activity in the middle order - is commonly known as doing an 'Andy Kershaw')
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cojak replied

31 July 2009, 06:35
Originally posted by Turion View Post

Knew a married (permie) consultant who screwed the hotel receptionist during his last week at a client site. Thought he could get away with it as he would never be back. She had other ideas and started stalking him. She'd got all his contact details you see. Result: Marriage over, lost him his house, got him large maintenance payments for the kids.

Anyway, you won't be caught out like that will you

Now that's man who never looked beyond the end of his todger...

Obviously never had to perform a strong risk analysis before.
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foritisme replied

31 July 2009, 06:35
exactly
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gadgetman replied

31 July 2009, 06:33
That could be taken several different ways....

Originally posted by foritisme View Post

Shared a nice bottle of wine, kiss on the cheek before bed......

woke up this morning and feel great
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MarillionFan replied

31 July 2009, 06:33
Originally posted by foritisme View Post

Shared a nice bottle of wine, kiss on the cheek before bed......

woke up this morning and feel great

Oh dear.

Kiss on the cheek = flirty behaviour
flirty behaviour = cheeky text message
cheeky text message = wife looks at phone
wife looks at phone = accusation
accusation = divorce
divorce = bedsit
bedsit = landlady
landlady = kiss on the cheek
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cojak replied

31 July 2009, 06:32
Originally posted by foritisme View Post

Shared a nice bottle of wine, kiss on the cheek before bed......

woke up this morning and feel great

And no less expected from the gentleman that you are!

I would advise not offending the landlady though - it'll be a bugger to organise new digs mid- contract...
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Churchill replied

31 July 2009, 06:17
Originally posted by foritisme View Post

Shared a nice bottle of wine, kiss on the cheek before bed......

woke up this morning and feel great

Good lad!
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foritisme replied

31 July 2009, 06:03
Shared a nice bottle of wine, kiss on the cheek before bed......

woke up this morning and feel great
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xoggoth replied

30 July 2009, 19:37
Never pass up a chance. Worry about it afterwards.
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BolshieBastard replied

30 July 2009, 19:19
Give her a good table ending!
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Turion replied

30 July 2009, 19:02
Knew a married (permie) consultant who screwed the hotel receptionist during his last week at a client site. Thought he could get away with it as he would never be back. She had other ideas and started stalking him. She'd got all his contact details you see. Result: Marriage over, lost him his house, got him large maintenance payments for the kids.

Anyway, you won't be caught out like that will you
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NotAllThere replied

30 July 2009, 18:41
Originally posted by foritisme View Post

Last night at current digs tonight, landlady has suggested going out for a drink.........

I should point out that, I too, am happily married

On that basis, you'd be safer dipping your tackle into a meat mincer. I'd advise not.
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