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Now that's man who never looked beyond the end of his todger...Originally posted by Turion View PostKnew a married (permie) consultant who screwed the hotel receptionist during his last week at a client site. Thought he could get away with it as he would never be back. She had other ideas and started stalking him. She'd got all his contact details you see. Result: Marriage over, lost him his house, got him large maintenance payments for the kids.
Anyway, you won't be caught out like that will you

Obviously never had to perform a strong risk analysis before."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Has no-one realised that texts can be deleted???Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostOh dear.
Kiss on the cheek = flirty behaviour
flirty behaviour = cheeky text message
cheeky text message = wife looks at phone
wife looks at phone = accusation
accusation = divorce
divorce = bedsit
bedsit = landlady
landlady = kiss on the cheek
(btw, the above - with more activity in the middle order - is commonly known as doing an 'Andy Kershaw')"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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I got caught out by not deleting textsOriginally posted by cojak View PostHas no-one realised that texts can be deleted???
(btw, the above - with more activity in the middle order - is commonly known as doing an 'Andy Kershaw')
- serves me right.I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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What happened?Originally posted by Pogle View PostI got caught out by not deleting texts
- serves me right.Comment
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