Hmm what to do....

[gadgetman]

That could be taken several different ways....

Shared a nice bottle of wine, kiss on the cheek before bed......

woke up this morning and feel great

[foritisme]

exactly

[cojak]

Knew a married (permie) consultant who screwed the hotel receptionist during his last week at a client site. Thought he could get away with it as he would never be back. She had other ideas and started stalking him. She'd got all his contact details you see. Result: Marriage over, lost him his house, got him large maintenance payments for the kids.

Anyway, you won't be caught out like that will you

Now that's man who never looked beyond the end of his todger...

Obviously never had to perform a strong risk analysis before.

[cojak]

Oh dear.

Kiss on the cheek = flirty behaviour
flirty behaviour = cheeky text message
cheeky text message = wife looks at phone
wife looks at phone = accusation
accusation = divorce
divorce = bedsit
bedsit = landlady
landlady = kiss on the cheek

Has no-one realised that texts can be deleted???

(btw, the above - with more activity in the middle order - is commonly known as doing an 'Andy Kershaw')

[Pogle]

Has no-one realised that texts can be deleted???

(btw, the above - with more activity in the middle order - is commonly known as doing an 'Andy Kershaw')

I got caught out by not deleting texts
- serves me right.

[foritisme]

Mobiles phones - curse or saviour of illicit affairs ??

[Clippy]

I got caught out by not deleting texts
- serves me right.

What happened?