FFS what a gang of screaming nancys. I blame TV adverts and the inane media for creating a nation of tossers terrified of 'kin door handles - just take a look at yourselves. I always wash my hands after using the bogs, but I don't go around assuming all door handles are a deadly biohazard FFS!
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I'd be more worried about the failure of my anger management classes than biohazards in your shoes.Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View PostFFS what a gang of screaming nancys. I blame TV adverts and the inane media for creating a nation of tossers terrified of 'kin door handles - just take a look at yourselves. I always wash my hands after using the bogs, but I don't go around assuming all door handles are a deadly biohazard FFS!Comment
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Aha! But you're seriously underestimating the chutney spoon hazard.Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View PostFFS what a gang of screaming nancys. I blame TV adverts and the inane media for creating a nation of tossers terrified of 'kin door handles - just take a look at yourselves. I always wash my hands after using the bogs, but I don't go around assuming all door handles are a deadly biohazard FFS!
Who's the fool now, eh?Hard Brexit now!
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The point is, if most people don't wash their hands, you might as well not bother. You'll end up dirtier from the door than before you washed.Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View PostFFS what a gang of screaming nancys. I blame TV adverts and the inane media for creating a nation of tossers terrified of 'kin door handles - just take a look at yourselves. I always wash my hands after using the bogs, but I don't go around assuming all door handles are a deadly biohazard FFS!Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Indeed - I always make sure there's a good wad of paper towel between my mitt and the door handle. I never used to be this neurotic but I really don't want to get that norovirus. Ever.Originally posted by d000hg View PostThe point is, if most people don't wash their hands, you might as well not bother. You'll end up dirtier from the door than before you washed.Comment
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I am using the elbows for that purpose. Old style taps are tricky though ..Originally posted by expat View Postso I started using a paper towel to open the door.Comment
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Just wash the tap as you wash your hands.Originally posted by Lumiere View PostI am using the elbows for that purpose. Old style taps are tricky though ..Comment
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Get a better view there.Originally posted by zeitghostRun for the hills!Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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You 'dined' in a cupboard? Nice.Originally posted by chetty View PostWhen I was growing up in india my mother used to make all us boys stand in a line and hold out our hands for inspection before we went into the pantry to dine.You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.Comment
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostSo what's the problem?
The problem is that some muslims are thus refusing to abide by hygiene regulations, which will have knock-on effects for us all. Not all hospitals will have non-alcohol based hand lotions and I would not expect them to, so if they refuse to use the lotions it will help to propagate MRSA germs etc.
It's just the thin end of an unhygienic wedge.
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