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If you had swine flu when you stay at home?

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    #51
    Originally posted by moony1234 View Post
    So I take it there are never any CUK meetups? I can just picture everyone arguing all night over their swine flu infected pints of ale...
    Usually happen every 6 months or so. At the door you get frisked to check for weapons. If you dont have one you get handed one as you will probably need it......

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      #52
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Usually happen every 6 months or so. At the door you get frisked to check for weapons. If you dont have one you get handed one as you will probably need it......
      Think you're getting your F4J mixed up with your CUK there BP.
      Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

      Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

      That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

      Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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        #53
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        Sheer genius.
        Note the bolding of Epi and the tagging on of "leptic".
        Most will have noted it without getting this excited. And your point, if indeed you have one?

        Originally posted by sasguru View Post

        There's a reason you didn't make officer, SB.
        Indeed there was, I opted to go down the technical route as it paid more. The difference between us being that I was presented with that choice.
        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #54
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          Hark at the new boy. Used to be so polite, now thinks he's the forum dude.

          As opposed to you, the forum dud.
          “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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            #55
            I think CUK is more prone to whine flu.

            Get it? Eh? Do you?
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #56
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              But who cares about that, why let facts interfere with a chance to throw out insults.
              Exactly!!!!!!
              “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                #57
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                I think CUK is more prone to whine flu.

                Get it? Eh? Do you?

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                  #58
                  Actually everyone confuses flu with a bad cold, turn up with a bad cold then no doubt the virus mafia will be out there waving accusing fingers. Now flu that's a different matter, as long as you can control the shivering and don't groan too much you'll get away with it .

                  Must admit if I got pig flu might stay at home.
                  I'm alright Jack

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                    #59
                    erm.. why did SASguru vote No?
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                      erm.. why did SASguru vote No?
                      He was using the wrong login?

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