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If you had swine flu when you stay at home?
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Usually happen every 6 months or so. At the door you get frisked to check for weapons. If you dont have one you get handed one as you will probably need it...... -
Think you're getting your F4J mixed up with your CUK there BP.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostUsually happen every 6 months or so. At the door you get frisked to check for weapons. If you dont have one you get handed one as you will probably need it......Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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Most will have noted it without getting this excited. And your point, if indeed you have one?Originally posted by sasguru View PostSheer genius.
Note the bolding of Epi and the tagging on of "leptic".
Indeed there was, I opted to go down the technical route as it paid more. The difference between us being that I was presented with that choice.Originally posted by sasguru View Post
There's a reason you didn't make officer, SB.


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As opposed to you, the forum dud.Originally posted by sasguru View PostHark at the new boy. Used to be so polite, now thinks he's the forum dude.

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I think CUK is more prone to whine flu.
Get it? Eh? Do you?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Exactly!!!!!!Originally posted by d000hg View PostBut who cares about that, why let facts interfere with a chance to throw out insults.
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostI think CUK is more prone to whine flu.
Get it? Eh? Do you?
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Actually everyone confuses flu with a bad cold, turn up with a bad cold then no doubt the virus mafia will be out there waving accusing fingers. Now flu that's a different matter, as long as you can control the shivering and don't groan too much you'll get away with it
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Must admit if I got pig flu might stay at home.I'm alright JackComment
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erm.. why did SASguru vote No?
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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He was using the wrong login?Originally posted by Bagpuss View Posterm.. why did SASguru vote No?

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