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Winkers who go to work with Swine Flu

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    #81
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    And if you know the correct answers to the flu questions over the phone you can get a couple of weeks off?
    u thinking of a scam? that would be bad

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      #82
      Originally posted by contractor79 View Post
      u thinking of a scam? that would be bad
      Only if you get caught!

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        #83
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Only if you get caught!
        but then if u get it for real... cry wolf

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          #84
          Originally posted by contractor79 View Post
          but then if u get it for real... cry wolf
          It might be a different strain!

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            #85
            The other side of the coin....

            Fearful workforce claims fewer sick days

            damned if you do, damned if you don't...
            "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
            - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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              #86
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              How many times do we have to go round this... you don't develop an immunity to flu, only to a specific strain. That's why people can catch flu every year or even multiple times a year, even if they have the winter flu-jab. Flu is NOT like chicken pox.
              Developing an immunity to particular strains though is patently a good thing, even if you are too dim to realise that. If what you are suggesting is true then there would be no point at all in even issuing flu jabs every year to millions of pensioners. Is there nobody else there that can fathom that out for you....like a grown-up maybe?
              “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                #87
                Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                Developing an immunity to particular strains though is patently a good thing, even if you are too dim to realise that. If what you are suggesting is true then there would be no point at all in even issuing flu jabs every year to millions of pensioners. Is there nobody else there that can fathom that out for you....like a grown-up maybe?

                Still masturbating on this thread, I see. Make sure you get the curtains cleaned afterwards.
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #88
                  The worst thing about this thread is having to agree with either SG or SB.

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                    #89
                    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                    Developing an immunity to particular strains though is patently a good thing, even if you are too dim to realise that.
                    Why exactly is it a good idea to get immunity to a virus which won't protect you against other variants?
                    If what you are suggesting is true then there would be no point at all in even issuing flu jabs every year to millions of pensioners. Is there nobody else there that can fathom that out for you....like a grown-up maybe?
                    What are you on about? It's because flu is constantly changing that they keep changing the flu vaccine each year to give protection against the most common strains.

                    This is getting boring fast, you and SG can continue to waste your time if you like.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #90
                      Originally posted by bobhope View Post
                      The worst thing about this thread is having to agree with either SG or SB.
                      Can't you disagree with them both?

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