I swear I just saw Cyberghoul turn up with his Asian girlfriend and all his ethnic mates, with a tray of sushi and a crate of organic, macrobiotic yoghurts.
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Originally posted by snaw View PostI swear I just saw Cyberghoul turn up with his Asian girlfriend and all his ethnic mates, with a tray of sushi and a crate of organic, macrobiotic yoghurts.

Tea just came out of my nose!!Bazza gets caught
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Who spiked the punch?Originally posted by snaw View PostI swear I just saw Cyberghoul turn up with his Asian girlfriend and all his ethnic mates, with a tray of sushi and a crate of organic, macrobiotic yoghurts.
ok it was me but alf made me do it.Bored.Comment
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Originally posted by snaw View PostI swear I just saw Cyberghoul turn up with his Asian girlfriend and all his ethnic mates, with a tray of sushi and a crate of organic, macrobiotic yoghurts.
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If you put that crap on, your stereo is going out of the window and I won't open it first!Originally posted by cojak View PostHeard there was a party starting!
Where's there a safe plug socket?
<wheels in mega ipod speaker system>
It's lucky I've just downloaded my Michael Jackson '80s tribute playlist!
(Also got Killers and Arctic Monkey's for later...)
Who's brought the booze?
Oh... hiya deej, pleased to meet you....
Right, where's the beer?Comment
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I hope RH comes along with his cocktail trolley, I only had room for the stereo system...
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So do I.... I wonder if he will bring his twister tooOriginally posted by cojak View PostI hope RH comes along with his cocktail trolley, I only had room for the stereo system...
Bazza gets caught
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The only cocktail you'll ever need.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostSo do I.... I wonder if he will bring his twister too
One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer.
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A fair bit of the ale is in my belly. But there's loads of Corona and crap like that in the kitchen.Originally posted by Churchill View PostRight, where's the beer?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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