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    #71
    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    I would like another bacon sandwich... where is Drew?
    Get Chef to bung some on the barbie.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #72
      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      I would like another bacon sandwich... where is Drew?
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      Would you mind getting one for me too?
      Sorry Folks.... Was briefly tied up with <cough> w*rk......

      But I did pop into Greasy Joes on the way back..... and here is another pile of Bacon Butties..... and some Sausage butties They only had crusty rolls so they might leave a few crumbs on Deej's carpet.... and I made sure they loaded up with butter.... so they might drip and dribble.......

      Oh and I got a large bottle of Tommy Ketchup!!

      Here you go CM.... <passes big greasy bacon roll with extra Tommy ketchup>
      Here you go Churchy... dunno if you want sauce!!! <hands over Bacon Buttie and Sausage Butty "just in case">

      Anyone seen Menelaus... I'll save him one.... I'll just put it in this cupboard.... hang on whats this??? Deej has been holding out on us bags of Wotsits and several tubes of Pringles!!!

      Anyone want some in thier butty!!! No HAB I mean in thier BACON Butty!!

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        #73
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        Would you mind getting one for me too?
        Ok

        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        Get Chef to bung some on the barbie.
        CHEEEEEFFFFFFF!!!!!

        WHERE ARE YOUUUUUU?????
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #74
          Originally posted by Drewster View Post
          Sorry Folks.... Was briefly tied up with <cough> w*rk......

          But I did pop into Greasy Joes on the way back..... and here is another pile of Bacon Butties..... and some Sausage butties They only had crusty rolls so they might leave a few crumbs on Deej's carpet.... and I made sure they loaded up with butter.... so they might drip and dribble.......

          Oh and I got a large bottle of Tommy Ketchup!!

          Here you go CM.... <passes big greasy bacon roll with extra Tommy ketchup>
          Here you go Churchy... dunno if you want sauce!!! <hands over Bacon Buttie and Sausage Butty "just in case">

          Anyone seen Menelaus... I'll save him one.... I'll just put it in this cupboard.... hang on whats this??? Deej has been holding out on us bags of Wotsits and several tubes of Pringles!!!

          Anyone want some in thier butty!!! No HAB I mean in thier BACON Butty!!
          Great - thanks Drew.....

          Wonder where that Chef fella got to
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            #75
            Originally posted by DaveB View Post
            The only cocktail you'll ever need.

            One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer.

            Oh, man. I feel queer.
            I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
            If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.

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              #76
              Oh FFS - I just popped to the karzi for a slash.... some dirty b*gger has pished all over Deejs carpet..... and there is something orrible floating round the bowl..... Has Chef cooked those burgers properly???

              I had to wash my hands in the bath.... Deej has got some awfully poncy soaps and "bath products"....... I think he shops in Lush!!!!!

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                #77
                Originally posted by Prickles View Post
                Oh, man. I feel queer.
                See!!!! I told you it wasn't me!!!!!!!!!

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                  #78
                  Originally posted by Prickles View Post
                  Oh, man. I feel queer.
                  That'll be HAB
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                    some Sausage butties
                    Om nom nom!
                    I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
                    If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.

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                      #80
                      Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                      Oh FFS - I just popped to the karzi for a slash.... some dirty b*gger has pished all over Deejs carpet..... and there is something orrible floating round the bowl..... Has Chef cooked those burgers properly???

                      I had to wash my hands in the bath.... Deej has got some awfully poncy soaps and "bath products"....... I think he shops in Lush!!!!!
                      You boys are mingers....
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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