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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI would like another bacon sandwich... where is Drew?Originally posted by Churchill View PostWould you mind getting one for me too?
But I did pop into Greasy Joes on the way back..... and here is another pile of Bacon Butties..... and some Sausage butties They only had crusty rolls so they might leave a few crumbs on Deej's carpet.... and I made sure they loaded up with butter.... so they might drip and dribble.......
Oh and I got a large bottle of Tommy Ketchup!!
Here you go CM.... <passes big greasy bacon roll with extra Tommy ketchup>
Here you go Churchy... dunno if you want sauce!!! <hands over Bacon Buttie and Sausage Butty "just in case">
Anyone seen Menelaus... I'll save him one.... I'll just put it in this cupboard.... hang on whats this??? Deej has been holding out on us bags of Wotsits and several tubes of Pringles!!!
Anyone want some in thier butty!!! No HAB I mean in thier BACON Butty!!Comment
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostSorry Folks.... Was briefly tied up with <cough> w*rk......
But I did pop into Greasy Joes on the way back..... and here is another pile of Bacon Butties..... and some Sausage butties They only had crusty rolls so they might leave a few crumbs on Deej's carpet.... and I made sure they loaded up with butter.... so they might drip and dribble.......
Oh and I got a large bottle of Tommy Ketchup!!
Here you go CM.... <passes big greasy bacon roll with extra Tommy ketchup>
Here you go Churchy... dunno if you want sauce!!! <hands over Bacon Buttie and Sausage Butty "just in case">
Anyone seen Menelaus... I'll save him one.... I'll just put it in this cupboard.... hang on whats this??? Deej has been holding out on us bags of Wotsits and several tubes of Pringles!!!
Anyone want some in thier butty!!! No HAB I mean in thier BACON Butty!!
Wonder where that Chef fella got toBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostI don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.Comment
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Oh FFS - I just popped to the karzi for a slash.... some dirty b*gger has pished all over Deejs carpet..... and there is something orrible floating round the bowl..... Has Chef cooked those burgers properly???
I had to wash my hands in the bath.... Deej has got some awfully poncy soaps and "bath products"....... I think he shops in Lush!!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by Prickles View PostOh, man. I feel queer.Comment
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Originally posted by Prickles View PostOh, man. I feel queer.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by Drewster View Postsome Sausage buttiesI don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.Comment
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostOh FFS - I just popped to the karzi for a slash.... some dirty b*gger has pished all over Deejs carpet..... and there is something orrible floating round the bowl..... Has Chef cooked those burgers properly???
I had to wash my hands in the bath.... Deej has got some awfully poncy soaps and "bath products"....... I think he shops in Lush!!!!!You boys are mingers....
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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