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What makes you think it was a boy? Cojak is quite adept at "hanging on eover the side" you know.Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
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Have you seen my "elephant eating a bun" impression?Originally posted by d000hg View PostYou people are all being unusually nice. How much have you all had to drink?!
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It's all good practice for Friday. It gets silly on Fridays.Originally posted by deej View PostYou guys!
You need some ashtrays. I'm having trouble finding places for these dog-ends.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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It was dark in there - someone removed the light bulb...Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostWhat makes you think it was a boy? Cojak is quite adept at "hanging on eover the side" you know.
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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FreakyOriginally posted by deej View PostYou guys!
you aint seen nothing yet! So to speak....
You haven't lurked for long have you??
If you had lurked and read a few posts you wouldn't think this nice even tempered and friendly little party was freaky.... really you wouldn't!
After a while you will grow to love us all........ well actually the chances of loving us all (or indeed any of us) are pretty remote....... I think tolerate is possibly pushing it....... but what I mean is you will get used to us.....
By the time next newbie (innocent little red cheeks glowing, wide eyed and trusting) wanders in you will have probably been through several flame wars, been accused of Sockpuppetry and Trolling, been insulted and abused - you will have been the butt of several jokes and you may even have made a few yourself..... you will have made a few feeble attempts at a Century in TPD.. you will have been through the WTF is Tulip?.... why do they waffle on about Pot Noodles? What exactly will CM do for a Handbag? stages and will possibly have been offered up on the alter of HABs lust......
enjoy...............Comment
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That is enough!Originally posted by Drewster View PostFreaky
you aint seen nothing yet! So to speak....
You haven't lurked for long have you??
If you had lurked and read a few posts you wouldn't think this nice even tempered and friendly little party was freaky.... really you wouldn't!
After a while you will grow to love us all........ well actually the chances of loving us all (or indeed any of us) are pretty remote....... I think tolerate is possibly pushing it....... but what I mean is you will get used to us.....
By the time next newbie (innocent little red cheeks glowing, wide eyed and trusting) wanders in you will have probably been through several flame wars, been accused of Sockpuppetry and Trolling, been insulted and abused - you will have been the butt of several jokes and you may even have made a few yourself..... you will have made a few feeble attempts at a Century in TPD.. you will have been through the WTF is Tulip?.... why do they waffle on about Pot Noodles? What exactly will CM do for a Handbag? stages and will possibly have been offered up on the alter of HABs lust......
enjoy...............Comment
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Ooooops!Originally posted by Churchill View PostThat is enough!
Deej - Sorry I forgot.... be a little careful what you say that "might... just might.. upset Churchill"...... Hang on... that might just be me!Comment
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Well with all that on offer......... I can hardly wait!Originally posted by Drewster View PostFreaky
you aint seen nothing yet! So to speak....
You haven't lurked for long have you??
If you had lurked and read a few posts you wouldn't think this nice even tempered and friendly little party was freaky.... really you wouldn't!
After a while you will grow to love us all........ well actually the chances of loving us all (or indeed any of us) are pretty remote....... I think tolerate is possibly pushing it....... but what I mean is you will get used to us.....
By the time next newbie (innocent little red cheeks glowing, wide eyed and trusting) wanders in you will have probably been through several flame wars, been accused of Sockpuppetry and Trolling, been insulted and abused - you will have been the butt of several jokes and you may even have made a few yourself..... you will have made a few feeble attempts at a Century in TPD.. you will have been through the WTF is Tulip?.... why do they waffle on about Pot Noodles? What exactly will CM do for a Handbag? stages and will possibly have been offered up on the alter of HABs lust......
enjoy...............
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