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    #91
    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    C'mon its only been going since about 9am...... so the booze hasn't started really flowing yet.... were just getting stuck into breakfast.....
    <passes d000hg a couple of butties>
    I think the booze might pick up about lunch time......
    I almost went to get a sausage & egg bap from Subway this morning but decided to be frugal... awesome!
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #92
      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      You boys are mingers....
      What makes you think it was a boy? Cojak is quite adept at "hanging on eover the side" you know.
      I am not qualified to give the above advice!

      The original point and click interface by
      Smith and Wesson.

      Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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        #93
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        You people are all being unusually nice. How much have you all had to drink?!
        Have you seen my "elephant eating a bun" impression?

        I'll need the KY Jelly, though.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #94
          You guys!

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            #95
            Originally posted by deej View Post
            You guys!
            It's all good practice for Friday. It gets silly on Fridays.

            You need some ashtrays. I'm having trouble finding places for these dog-ends.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #96
              Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
              What makes you think it was a boy? Cojak is quite adept at "hanging on eover the side" you know.
              It was dark in there - someone removed the light bulb...
              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                #97
                Originally posted by deej View Post
                You guys!
                Freaky you aint seen nothing yet! So to speak....

                You haven't lurked for long have you??
                If you had lurked and read a few posts you wouldn't think this nice even tempered and friendly little party was freaky.... really you wouldn't!

                After a while you will grow to love us all........ well actually the chances of loving us all (or indeed any of us) are pretty remote....... I think tolerate is possibly pushing it....... but what I mean is you will get used to us.....

                By the time next newbie (innocent little red cheeks glowing, wide eyed and trusting) wanders in you will have probably been through several flame wars, been accused of Sockpuppetry and Trolling, been insulted and abused - you will have been the butt of several jokes and you may even have made a few yourself..... you will have made a few feeble attempts at a Century in TPD.. you will have been through the WTF is Tulip?.... why do they waffle on about Pot Noodles? What exactly will CM do for a Handbag? stages and will possibly have been offered up on the alter of HABs lust......

                enjoy...............

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                  #98
                  Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                  Freaky you aint seen nothing yet! So to speak....

                  You haven't lurked for long have you??
                  If you had lurked and read a few posts you wouldn't think this nice even tempered and friendly little party was freaky.... really you wouldn't!

                  After a while you will grow to love us all........ well actually the chances of loving us all (or indeed any of us) are pretty remote....... I think tolerate is possibly pushing it....... but what I mean is you will get used to us.....

                  By the time next newbie (innocent little red cheeks glowing, wide eyed and trusting) wanders in you will have probably been through several flame wars, been accused of Sockpuppetry and Trolling, been insulted and abused - you will have been the butt of several jokes and you may even have made a few yourself..... you will have made a few feeble attempts at a Century in TPD.. you will have been through the WTF is Tulip?.... why do they waffle on about Pot Noodles? What exactly will CM do for a Handbag? stages and will possibly have been offered up on the alter of HABs lust......

                  enjoy...............
                  That is enough!

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                    #99
                    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                    That is enough!
                    Ooooops!
                    Deej - Sorry I forgot.... be a little careful what you say that "might... just might.. upset Churchill"...... Hang on... that might just be me!

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                      Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                      Freaky you aint seen nothing yet! So to speak....

                      You haven't lurked for long have you??
                      If you had lurked and read a few posts you wouldn't think this nice even tempered and friendly little party was freaky.... really you wouldn't!

                      After a while you will grow to love us all........ well actually the chances of loving us all (or indeed any of us) are pretty remote....... I think tolerate is possibly pushing it....... but what I mean is you will get used to us.....

                      By the time next newbie (innocent little red cheeks glowing, wide eyed and trusting) wanders in you will have probably been through several flame wars, been accused of Sockpuppetry and Trolling, been insulted and abused - you will have been the butt of several jokes and you may even have made a few yourself..... you will have made a few feeble attempts at a Century in TPD.. you will have been through the WTF is Tulip?.... why do they waffle on about Pot Noodles? What exactly will CM do for a Handbag? stages and will possibly have been offered up on the alter of HABs lust......

                      enjoy...............
                      Well with all that on offer......... I can hardly wait!

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