Hi

[realityhack]

CM - just got your text! Cheers for the tip off...

Right. There's a van parked outside, well, on the lawn where the fountain used to be. Anyway, will someone help me get the kegs, bouncy castle, generator, pump, smoke machine, assorted trimballs, swingball set, twister game and minibar out please? Great.

Oh, and there's a transit van behind us full of coloured ping pong balls to fill the bouncy castle with. I think it ended up in the shed.

I got some inflatable armchairs for the pool - oh - and about 20 assorted steaks, chops etc for chef & the BBQ. Anyone come near me with that hippy rubbish and you'll have to down one of HAB's special shots.

Pass me that spliff. Awite deej. Nice pad you had here.

[cojak]

<peeks into RH's van to see if he remembered the cocktail trolley>

<looks like he didn't... >

[Mr Crosby]

<bends and takes a tulip in the fish tank>

[RichardCranium]

Wossall this feckin noise in the garden going on like?

Oi! Some of us is trying to sleep.

[realityhack]

<peeks into RH's van to see if he remembered the cocktail trolley>

<looks like he didn't... >

<looks up 'minibar' in the dictionary and hands it to cojak>
It unpacks, cojak, see? Mine's a Champagne mojito after all that faff

[cojak]

<cheers up and wonders what cocktail constitutes breakfast>

[The Lone Gunman]

<cheers up and wonders what cocktail constitutes breakfast>

Bacon n egg banjo! oh, and a bucket of coffee.

[DS23]

<bends and takes a tulip in the fish tank>

what did you want it for?

[Drewster]

Here Voodoo.... as promised......

A large Bacon Butty and a Jumbo Sausage Bap...... Enjoy!

[alreadypacked]

Here Voodoo.... as promised......

A large Bacon Butty and a Jumbo Sausage Bap...... Enjoy!

No Please, had a dodgy sambo on the train back to London last night, can't even smell food at the moment

Hair of the dog, what have we got