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    Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
    No Please, had a dodgy sambo on the train back to London last night, can't even smell food at the moment

    Hair of the dog, what have we got
    AP - Here I have bought a few crates of Hobgoblin
    <lobs bottle of Hob to AP>
    Or I've got Fiddlers Elbow if you prefer....
    <lobs bottle of Fiddler to AP>
    Oh hang on you'll need this....
    <lobs Bottle opener>

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      I've decided that Pimm's is the best breakfast cocktail - and you get part of your 5-a-day...

      I'm on my third you know...

      <squints at Drewster, surprised at him not mentioning his twin brother next to him...>
      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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        Originally posted by cojak View Post
        I've decided that Pimm's is the best breakfast cocktail - and you get part of your 5-a-day...

        I'm on my third you know...

        <squints at Drewster, surprised at him not mentioning his twin brother next to him...>
        Hi (hi) Cojak (Cojak)
        Errr (errr) I'll (I'll) just (just) place (place) this (this) bucket (bucket) here (here) next (next) to (to) you (you)...........

        [Loud call to others]
        Hey Everyone... Come on over here!
        Cojak is about to demonstrate a Technicolour Belch!!!
        I think we have about 5 miniutes till Chunder!!!
        [/Loud call to others]

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          Originally posted by cojak View Post
          I've decided that Pimm's is the best breakfast cocktail - and you get part of your 5-a-day...

          I'm on my third you know...

          <squints at Drewster, surprised at him not mentioning his twin brother next to him...>
          Pimm's not sure back in a mo......
          Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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            Originally posted by Drewster View Post
            Cojak is about to demonstrate a Technicolour Belch!!!
            Hang on, I'll fetch a plastic cup, a straw and a cocktail stick.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              Hang on, I'll fetch a plastic cup, a straw and a cocktail stick.
              Pleassssssssssssseeeeeee
              Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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                Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
                Pleassssssssssssseeeeeee
                Sure. I don't mind sharing.

                Make that two straws, please!

                But no cocktail stick. I'm keeping the lumpy bits.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  Sure. I don't mind sharing.

                  Make that two straws, please!

                  But no cocktail stick. I'm keeping the lumpy bits.
                  Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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                    False alarm!

                    One soluble Panadol and a Bombay Bad Boy later and I'm right as rain..

                    (if a little light-headed.. )
                    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                      Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
                      Mmmmmmmmmm.

                      I'm soooooo glad I came.





                      Down a bit, love.
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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