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    #21
    Yo! It's a laydeez.
    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Anyone got food? I'd kill for bacon on toast!
    You wanna some pizza, purdee laydee?
    I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
     If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.

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      #22
      Originally posted by Prickles View Post
      Yo! It's a laydeez.

      You wanna some pizza, purdee laydee?
      Trucker!

      Yeah, g'on then....

      Ta luvvie
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        #23
        Originally posted by Prickles View Post
        Ding dong!

        Yay! Pizza's here!

        Yo! deej, I ordered some pizzas to be delivered for us. He wants paying.

        Cheers.

        Now, where's the laydeez

        Laydeez? What - *here*? Were the lederhosen and rainbow flags not enough of a giveaway?

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          #24
          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          We can break it in 5 seconds for you

          Anyone got food? I'd kill for bacon on toast!
          <Drewster strolls in with a large tray of Bacon Butties....
          Lots of little Sauce Sachets (Mixed)
          Several Large Lattes.....
          Belgian Buns........>

          Sorry folks - No booze cos its only early and I don't go past Tescos....


          CM - Here have one of these Toasted Sarnies......!! Brown or Red.....

          Oh Hi Deej - want a Coffe and bun......

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            #25
            Originally posted by deej View Post
            Laydeez? What - *here*? Were the lederhosen and rainbow flags not enough of a giveaway?
            HAB is going to love you.
            I am not qualified to give the above advice!

            The original point and click interface by
            Smith and Wesson.

            Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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              #26
              Originally posted by Drewster View Post
              <Drewster strolls in with a large tray of Bacon Butties....
              Lots of little Sauce Sachets (Mixed)
              Several Large Lattes.....
              Belgian Buns........>

              Sorry folks - No booze cos its only early and I don't go past Tescos....


              CM - Here have one of these Toasted Sarnies......!! Brown or Red.....

              Oh Hi Deej - want a Coffe and bun......

              Drew - you are a life saver Red for me please
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #27
                Originally posted by deej View Post
                Laydeez? What - *here*? Were the lederhosen and rainbow flags not enough of a giveaway?


                You're going to fit right in! (so to speak)
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
                  HAB is going to love you.
                  Biblically.
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by deej View Post
                    Nope, and nope - I'm really quite boring!
                    Fitting in already......

                    [Aside just for Deej]
                    Watch out - thats over 2 minutes and no one has:
                    a) Accused you of being a SockPuppet
                    b) Abused you

                    They will be planning something!!!!
                    [/Aside just for Deej]

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                      Fitting in already......

                      [Aside just for Deej]
                      Watch out - thats over 2 minutes and no one has:
                      a) Accused you of being a SockPuppet
                      b) Abused you

                      They will be planning something!!!!
                      [/Aside just for Deej]
                      Forewarned is forearmed...

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