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Hang on, there's a Romanée Conti here marked "save for Xmas". Let me just knock the top off on this coffee table ...
... sorted ...
... oops, tulip ...
... got a mug I can glug some in for you?
Oi Rich you've just spilt a 'kin bucket of Latte and 2 esspressos on Deej's beige carpet!!!!! and trod on that bun.... now the icing is all ground into the coffee stain....
Oh its OK he hasn't noticed..... just kick that Sheepskin rug over it... There... it almost doesn't show.........
Just to be clear Prickles is NOT my SockPuppet!!!!
No way man. I'm just a bit shy
Except where there's laydeez.
But I don't do truckermanz, man.
Unless they're laydee truckerz.
I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine. If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.
Oi Rich you've just spilt a 'kin bucket of Latte and 2 esspressos on Deej's beige carpet!!!!! and trod on that bun.... now the icing is all ground into the coffee stain....
Oh its OK he hasn't noticed..... just kick that Sheepskin rug over it... There... it almost doesn't show.........
Some large assumptions made above - nothing but tie-dye and hessian carpets here..
Some large assumptions made above - nothing but tie-dye and hessian carpets here..
No, no no sweetheart, it works like this - we trash your place and you sit back and enjoy the rite of passage... or perhaps you just don't ever come back to CUK.... it's happened before you know
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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