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    #31
    Originally posted by Prickles View Post
    Yo! It's a laydeez.

    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    We can break it in 5 seconds for you

    Anyone got food? I'd kill for bacon on toast!
    You wanna some pizza, purdee laydee?
    Just to be clear Prickles is NOT my SockPuppet!!!!

    Churchill - Its NOT me OK.....

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      #32
      Originally posted by Drewster View Post
      Just to be clear Prickles is NOT my SockPuppet!!!!

      Churchill - Its NOT me OK.....
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        #33
        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        Red for me please
        Not the Pinot Grigiot?

        Hang on, there's a Romanée Conti here marked "save for Xmas". Let me just knock the top off on this coffee table ...

        ... sorted ...

        ... oops, tulip ...

        ... got a mug I can glug some in for you?
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #34
          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          Not the Pinot Grigiot?

          Hang on, there's a Romanée Conti here marked "save for Xmas". Let me just knock the top off on this coffee table ...

          ... sorted ...

          ... oops, tulip ...

          ... got a mug I can glug some in for you?
          Oi Rich you've just spilt a 'kin bucket of Latte and 2 esspressos on Deej's beige carpet!!!!! and trod on that bun.... now the icing is all ground into the coffee stain....

          Oh its OK he hasn't noticed..... just kick that Sheepskin rug over it... There... it almost doesn't show.........

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            #35
            Originally posted by Drewster View Post
            Just to be clear Prickles is NOT my SockPuppet!!!!
            No way man. I'm just a bit shy

            Except where there's laydeez.

            But I don't do truckermanz, man.

            Unless they're laydee truckerz.
            I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
            If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.

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              #36
              Originally posted by Prickles View Post
              No way man. I'm just a bit shy

              Except where there's laydeez.

              But I don't do truckermanz, man.

              Unless they're laydee truckerz.
              No - Its really NOT me!!!!

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                #37
                Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                Oi Rich you've just spilt a 'kin bucket of Latte and 2 esspressos on Deej's beige carpet!!! just kick that Sheepskin rug over it...
                Arse.

                Hang on.

                Beige carpet? Rugs?

                I bet he's renting.

                In South Wales? I wonder if Diver is his landlord?
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  Arse.

                  Hang on.

                  Beige carpet? Rugs?

                  I bet he's renting.

                  In South Wales? I wonder if Diver is his landlord?
                  Diver.... I wonder where he is
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                    Oi Rich you've just spilt a 'kin bucket of Latte and 2 esspressos on Deej's beige carpet!!!!! and trod on that bun.... now the icing is all ground into the coffee stain....

                    Oh its OK he hasn't noticed..... just kick that Sheepskin rug over it... There... it almost doesn't show.........
                    Some large assumptions made above - nothing but tie-dye and hessian carpets here..

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by deej View Post
                      Some large assumptions made above - nothing but tie-dye and hessian carpets here..
                      No, no no sweetheart, it works like this - we trash your place and you sit back and enjoy the rite of passage... or perhaps you just don't ever come back to CUK.... it's happened before you know
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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