Hi

[Drewster]

Yo! It's a laydeez.

We can break it in 5 seconds for you

Anyone got food? I'd kill for bacon on toast!

You wanna some pizza, purdee laydee?

Just to be clear Prickles is NOT my SockPuppet!!!!

Churchill - Its NOT me OK.....

 

[cailin maith]

Just to be clear Prickles is NOT my SockPuppet!!!!

Churchill - Its NOT me OK.....

 

[RichardCranium]

Red for me please

Not the Pinot Grigiot?

Hang on, there's a Romanée Conti here marked "save for Xmas". Let me just knock the top off on this coffee table ...

... sorted ...

... oops, tulip ...

... got a mug I can glug some in for you?

 

[Drewster]

Not the Pinot Grigiot?

Hang on, there's a Romanée Conti here marked "save for Xmas". Let me just knock the top off on this coffee table ...

... sorted ...

... oops, tulip ...

... got a mug I can glug some in for you?

Oi Rich you've just spilt a 'kin bucket of Latte and 2 esspressos on Deej's beige carpet!!!!! and trod on that bun.... now the icing is all ground into the coffee stain....

Oh its OK he hasn't noticed..... just kick that Sheepskin rug over it... There... it almost doesn't show.........

 

[Prickles]

Just to be clear Prickles is NOT my SockPuppet!!!!

No way man. I'm just a bit shy

Except where there's laydeez.

But I don't do truckermanz, man.

Unless they're laydee truckerz.

 

[Drewster]

No way man. I'm just a bit shy

Except where there's laydeez.

But I don't do truckermanz, man.

Unless they're laydee truckerz.

No - Its really NOT me!!!!

 

[RichardCranium]

Oi Rich you've just spilt a 'kin bucket of Latte and 2 esspressos on Deej's beige carpet!!! just kick that Sheepskin rug over it...

Arse.

Hang on.

Beige carpet? Rugs?

I bet he's renting.

In South Wales? I wonder if Diver is his landlord?

 

[cailin maith]

Arse.

Hang on.

Beige carpet? Rugs?

I bet he's renting.

In South Wales? I wonder if Diver is his landlord?

Diver.... I wonder where he is

 

[deej]

Oi Rich you've just spilt a 'kin bucket of Latte and 2 esspressos on Deej's beige carpet!!!!! and trod on that bun.... now the icing is all ground into the coffee stain....

Oh its OK he hasn't noticed..... just kick that Sheepskin rug over it... There... it almost doesn't show.........

Some large assumptions made above - nothing but tie-dye and hessian carpets here..

 

[cailin maith]

Some large assumptions made above - nothing but tie-dye and hessian carpets here..

No, no no sweetheart, it works like this - we trash your place and you sit back and enjoy the rite of passage... or perhaps you just don't ever come back to CUK.... it's happened before you know