Hi

[snaw]

This is obviously an 'in joke' that I'm missing out on

There's a few.

Let me warn you in advance, some of our members aren't what you'd describe as fully evolved yet. Some think they've evolved a bit further than the rest, and some like bothering squirrels.

And welcome to a reasonably arresting way of passing a boring work day.

[voodooflux]

This is obviously an 'in joke' that I'm missing out on

It's a CUK tradition that newbies host a party (with or without their consent/participation) within their welcome thread.

Do you own a karaoke machine?

[RichardCranium]

Party, party!

This is obviously an 'in joke' that I'm missing out on

No worries! Just turn up the music and bring out the nibbles, I'm starving.

Where's the beer?

[EternalOptimist]

Dont be put off deej, there are also many sensible, fair minded, intelligent and reasonable dudes who post on here.
I love taking the p1ss out of those fckers

[RichardCranium]

there are also many sensible, fair minded, intelligent and reasonable dudes who post on here.

Pass the nuts.

[deej]

It's a CUK tradition that newbies host a party (with or without their consent/participation) within their welcome thread.

Do you own a karaoke machine?

Well obviously don't let me hold you back!

No karaoke machine sadly - why don't you all just use iPods, flashmob-style?

[RichardCranium]

Got a big plasma telly? Got any decent films we can put on?

[cailin maith]

Got a big plasma telly? Got any decent films we can put on?

We can break it in 5 seconds for you

Anyone got food? I'd kill for bacon on toast!

[Prickles]

Ding dong!

Yay! Pizza's here!

Yo! deej, I ordered some pizzas to be delivered for us. He wants paying.

Cheers.

Now, where's the laydeez

[deej]

Got a big plasma telly? Got any decent films we can put on?

Nope, and nope - I'm really quite boring!