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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    Before, or after?
    That's a very good question, which I'm sure only cyberghoul will be able to answer with any degree of reliability.
    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

    Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

    That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

    Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
      I've given myself an image of Cyberman sitting at home life Alf Garnett in the last series of Till Death Us Do Part. The one where his wife has dies and so te council has sent him a home help: a big gay black bloke.
      My mistake. She wasn't dead.

      Think: CyberTory coming back from the Asian newsagenets with his Daily Mail...
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Lets be fair. He did go into an Indian once and it was dirty. And theres nothing wrong with extrapolating from one person to an entire nation is there?
        Are you talking about his (imaginary) Indian ex-girfriend?

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          Originally posted by Clippy View Post
          Are you talking about his (imaginary) Indian ex-girfriend?
          He's got a dirty mind, no mistake.
          Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

          Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

          That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

          Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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            Originally posted by Clippy View Post
            Are you talking about his (imaginary) Indian ex-girfriend?


            His attempt to convince us he's not a closet gay racist Tory.
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              Originally posted by snaw View Post
              That's a very good question, which I'm sure only cyberghoul will be able to answer with any degree of reliability.
              I'm sure it'll be quite a scoop.

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                Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
                As an aside, it is also in some Eastern cultures to eat food with their hands, rather than to use utensils. Indeed, my girlfriend would eat curry with her hands while I would use utensils. Of course, eating with hands is far more hygienic than using utensils.
                Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
                .. but we do not eat a stew, steak or sunday roast with our bare hands.



                Since when:

                1) have stew, steak or Sunday roast been 'Eastern' foods?
                2) has * anyone * eaten stew, steak or Sunday roast with their hands?

                At least this twunt has brightened up my day!

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                  Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
                  Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ?
                  Has HAB not seen this yet?
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    I'm sure he meant to type "licking the chutney ferrit".

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                      Originally posted by Clippy View Post


                      Since when:

                      1) have stew, steak or Sunday roast been 'Eastern' foods?
                      2) has * anyone * eaten stew, steak or Sunday roast with their hands?

                      At least this twunt has brightened up my day!

                      I once ate bannoffee pie in a restaurent in London with no hands at all
                      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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