Pig flu at epidemic levels in London and Brum

[DiscoStu]

Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ?

No, but I once saw someone do it to the apple sauce spoon in a very hygienic English carvery

[RichardCranium]

What's with all the food references?

Has the nice Meals-on-Wheels lady not turned up yet?

I've given myself an image of Cyberman sitting at home life Alf Garnett in the last series of Till Death Us Do Part. The one where his wife has dies and so te council has sent him a home help: a big gay black bloke.

Priceless.

"Ov coooourse Jesus woz English! Stands to reason, dunnit?"

[snaw]

Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ?

Is that some sort of gay porn code you've picked up along the way?

[RichardCranium]

Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ?

If that isn't a euphemism for a homosexual act, I'd like to know what is.

[DimPrawn]

I've given myself an image of Cyberman sitting at home life Alf Garnett in the last series of Till Death Us Do Part. The one where his wife has dies and so te council has sent him a home help: a big gay black bloke.

Priceless.

"Ov coooourse Jesus woz English! Stands to reason, dunnit?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOLj-ZJsvVM

[Lockhouse]

Is that some sort of *** **** code you've picked up along the way?

If it isn't it should be - superb.

[Cyberman]

Is that some sort of gay porn code you've picked up along the way?

no.... but is it hygienic ?

[sasguru]

The one where his wife has dies and so te council has sent him a home help: a big gay black bloke.

Oops there go his curtains again.

[snaw]

no.... but is it hygienic ?

Depends what colour your skin is, dunnit?

[realityhack]

Depends what colour your skin is, dunnit?

Before, or after?