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That's a very good question, which I'm sure only cyberghoul will be able to answer with any degree of reliability.Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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My mistake. She wasn't dead.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI've given myself an image of Cyberman sitting at home life Alf Garnett in the last series of Till Death Us Do Part. The one where his wife has dies and so te council has sent him a home help: a big gay black bloke.
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Are you talking about his (imaginary) Indian ex-girfriend?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostLets be fair. He did go into an Indian once and it was dirty. And theres nothing wrong with extrapolating from one person to an entire nation is there?Comment
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He's got a dirty mind, no mistake.Originally posted by Clippy View PostAre you talking about his (imaginary) Indian ex-girfriend?Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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Originally posted by Clippy View PostAre you talking about his (imaginary) Indian ex-girfriend?

His attempt to convince us he's not a closet gay racist Tory.Hard Brexit now!
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I'm sure it'll be quite a scoop.Originally posted by snaw View PostThat's a very good question, which I'm sure only cyberghoul will be able to answer with any degree of reliability.Comment
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Originally posted by Cyberman View PostAs an aside, it is also in some Eastern cultures to eat food with their hands, rather than to use utensils. Indeed, my girlfriend would eat curry with her hands while I would use utensils. Of course, eating with hands is far more hygienic than using utensils.
Originally posted by Cyberman View Post.. but we do not eat a stew, steak or sunday roast with our bare hands.

Since when:
1) have stew, steak or Sunday roast been 'Eastern' foods?
2) has * anyone * eaten stew, steak or Sunday roast with their hands?
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Has HAB not seen this yet?Originally posted by Cyberman View PostHave you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ?
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I once ate bannoffee pie in a restaurent in London with no hands at allOriginally posted by Clippy View Post
Since when:
1) have stew, steak or Sunday roast been 'Eastern' foods?
2) has * anyone * eaten stew, steak or Sunday roast with their hands?
At least this twunt has brightened up my day!

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