Pig flu at epidemic levels in London and Brum

[lilelvis2000]

Last time I took my son to a public toilet I noted that one chap took a piss and just walked out. Then another man finished on the bog and just walked out. There I was with my son, wondering how the hell am I gonna open this door now!

I ended up using my coat...Which I put in the wash when I got home.

[minestrone]

Last time I took my son to a public toilet I noted that one chap took a piss and just walked out. Then another man finished on the bog and just walked out. There I was with my son, wondering how the hell am I gonna open this door now!

I ended up using my coat...Which I put in the wash when I got home.

Were there any old men in there licking spoons?

[Platypus]

Last time I took my son to a public toilet I noted that one chap took a piss and just walked out. Then another man finished on the bog and just walked out. There I was with my son, wondering how the hell am I gonna open this door now!

I ended up using my coat...Which I put in the wash when I got home.

Same problem in any pub bog

[lilelvis2000]

I once ate bannoffee pie in a restaurent in London with no hands at all

I had a very nice scone last night..I used my hands of course. that was after having corn on the cob which I ate...with my hands.

[lilelvis2000]

Same problem in any pub bog

I don't bother with pub bogs...It's more hygenic to do it outside and clean my ass and hands on the grass.

[minestrone]

I worked in a KFC in the middle of town and on more than one occasion someone decided to rub their freshly laid arse biscuit all round the toilet walls.

What the hell is that all about?

[lilelvis2000]

Were there any old men in there licking spoons?

It was a bit dark...so couldn't really say.

[lilelvis2000]

I worked in a KFC in the middle of town and on more than one occasion someone decided to rub their freshly laid arse biscuit all round the toilet walls.

What the hell is that all about?

They got bad aim?

[Chutney Spoon]

I worked in a KFC in the middle of town and on more than one occasion someone decided to rub their freshly laid arse biscuit all round the toilet walls.

What the hell is that all about?

The fast food "restaurant" I worked in while at Uni had blood smeared on the walls of the ladies bog on a regular basis.

Sometimes they wrote us messages in smeared blood. None of them were safe to repeat here.

[Pondlife]

I worked in a KFC in the middle of town and on more than one occasion someone decided to rub their freshly laid arse biscuit all round the toilet walls.

What the hell is that all about?

Maybe they'd tried the food.