Science Teacher Loses It

[Menelaus]

You deserve (and probably got) a proper slap for that one.

I got a proper

[NotAllThere]

Jokes about "alright, I s'pose it might sting a bit" didn't go down too well, tbh.

You might think childbirth stings a bit, but it's nothing like a man-cold.

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[Pogle]

You might think childbirth stings a bit, but it's nothing like a man-cold.

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Spoil my fun...<PAH>

[Pogle]

Have been since the day she was born ... the biggest baby in Glasgow that year (13lbs 8oz).

Was it gestational diabetes or are they all big buggers in your families?

[Menelaus]

Was it gestational diabetes or are they all big buggers in your families?

We're all very tall; my ex-wife is 5ft11, I'm 6ft1.

FemaleChild was full of water and lost a good few ounces within a week of being born; the hospital kept them both in for a week after because they were concerned (although I think that it was so that all of the midwives could come and have a poke of her!).

[Menelaus]

You might think childbirth stings a bit, but it's nothing like a man-cold.

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man flu

[NotAllThere]

My wife is 5'1" and our son was 10lb 12oz. Took her a year to recover, as he went through the normal channels. But it didn't put her off, and the other two sprogs were normal in size.