Science Teacher Loses It

[The Lone Gunman]

my son will grow up to play rugby for Scotland

Does he have dual nationality? He might be eligable to play for a decent side















Sorry for that one

[Menelaus]

Does he have dual nationality? He might be eligable to play for a decent side sorry for that one

Smart-arse

[RichardCranium]

didnt any of you around here do rodent recognition skills at school?

Blimey! Just how rural was your school?

We did maths and sciences and apostrophes and arts and other academic stuff.


"Oo-arr, claaaass. An' what kind o' beastie be this 'ere little bugger? I'll give 'ee a clue, it b'aint a dangleberry mothwort beetle."

[Menelaus]

Oh dear(tm).

I should start worrying now, if I were you...

Have been since the day she was born ... the biggest baby in Glasgow that year (13lbs 8oz).

[The Lone Gunman]

Have been since the day she was born ... the biggest baby in Glasgow that year (13lbs 8oz).

I hope you gave flowers and lots of choccies to Mum. Ouch!

[Menelaus]

She was delivered via the sun roof rather than through the (ahem) normal channel. I'll never forget the first time I saw my daughter, this pair of feet sticking out of my then-wifes abdomen.

[Menelaus]

Just as well really

WHS+1!

[dropcliffsnotbombs]

I hope you gave flowers and lots of choccies to Mum. Ouch!

Forget flowers and choccies!!! I think copious amounts of powerful drugs would be more useful

[Menelaus]

Forget flowers and choccies!!! I think copious amounts of powerful drugs would be more useful

She was already on an epidural and didn't feel a thing, thankfully, or I'd have never heard the end of it

Jokes about "alright, I s'pose it might sting a bit" didn't go down too well, tbh.

[The Lone Gunman]

Jokes about "alright, I s'pose it might sting a bit" didn't go down too well, tbh.

You deserve (and probably got) a proper slap for that one.