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Originally posted by Menelaus View PostJokes about "alright, I s'pose it might sting a bit" didn't go down too well, tbh.
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostYou might think childbirth stings a bit, but it's nothing like a man-cold.
(normal avatar service resumed, please return your hammers and liquid nitrogen).I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Originally posted by Menelaus View PostHave been since the day she was born ... the biggest baby in Glasgow that year (13lbs 8oz).I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostWas it gestational diabetes or are they all big buggers in your families?
FemaleChild was full of water and lost a good few ounces within a week of being born; the hospital kept them both in for a week after because they were concerned (although I think that it was so that all of the midwives could come and have a poke of her!).Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostYou might think childbirth stings a bit, but it's nothing like a man-cold.
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My wife is 5'1" and our son was 10lb 12oz. Took her a year to recover, as he went through the normal channels. But it didn't put her off, and the other two sprogs were normal in size.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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