Science Teacher Loses It

[DiscoStu]

<zippy meanwhile, unaware of the shuffling around him, chatters on quite happly...>

Isn't Zippy a her?

[Pogle]

Well I might like to get something in-to Pogle's 'personal space', if she's a girl hamster

Its an effing GUINEA PIG - jeez didnt any of you around here do rodent recognition skills at school?

And I wouldnt invade my personal space if I were you.......I bite

[Churchill]

Its an effing EDIBLE RODENT - jeez didnt any of you around here do rodent recognition skills at school?

And I wouldnt invade my personal space if I were you.......I bite

Hth.

[NotAllThere]

You mean like me new, temporary avatar?

[cojak]

Isn't Zippy a her?

Probably - I must have missed that post...

Sorry Zippy...

She's probably way out of earshot by now...

[Pogle]

You mean like me new, temporary avatar?

Hmm.....

<Pogle dons protective equipment and reaches for a canister of Liquid nitrogen>

I'm just off to B&Q to see if they have a sale on hammers

[EternalOptimist]

In my school it was the metalwork teacher, rather than the science teacher who was the deadly one.
He had this tool that could open out a hole the size of a five pence piece into one the size of a fifty pence piece. When one of the lads(john wayne his name was) complained, teacher gave him 45p and said 'there you go, lets call it quits'


I just made all that up

[Menelaus]

This seems to be a story that has tragedy on all sides.

Teacher will have been being harrassed and "picked on" by the feral little bastards in his classroom for years and he finally loses it.

Needless to say, said feral little tulip who's now likely in hospital will be praised to high heavens as being a fun wee lad who wouldn't hurt a fly.

I'm wondering if there's a change in behaviours from the kids in that school now?

[Pogle]

This seems to be a story that has tragedy on all sides.

Teacher will have been being harrassed and "picked on" by the feral little bastards in his classroom for years and he finally loses it.

Needless to say, said feral little tulip who's now likely in hospital will be praised to high heavens as being a fun wee lad who wouldn't hurt a fly.

I'm wondering if there's a change in behaviours from the kids in that school now?

Do you have any children?

[Menelaus]

Do you have any children?

Yes, I have both a daughter and a son and their exposure to feralism is limited by their attendance at public school.

As for my future ambitions for them, my daughter will grow up to be the best looking girl in the covent and my son will grow up to play rugby for Scotland