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    What causes more down time.

    What's worse! a virus or a patch

    http://news.com.com/Microsoft+patche...9689&subj=news

    JB

    #2
    Originally posted by Jkettle
    What's worse! a virus or a patch

    http://news.com.com/Microsoft+patche...9689&subj=news

    JB

    Err! arn't they written by the same people?

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      #3
      Originally posted by Phoenix
      Err! arn't they written by the same people?

      but they both keep us in a job, so bovvered.
      SA says;
      Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

      I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

      n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
      (whatever these are)

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        #4
        Pointless ITIL snippet - 5 years ago, 80% of all service failures were caused by badly constructed changes to live systems. These days, the boxes and operating systems are a lot more resilient, so it's probably even higher now.

        Golden rule of IT - if it ain't broke...
        Blog? What blog...?

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          #5
          What causes more down time?

          A nicely trimmed and fresh smelling vagina

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            #6
            Originally posted by Marcus Aurelius
            What causes more down time?

            A nicely trimmed and fresh smelling vagina
            SA says;
            Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

            I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

            n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
            (whatever these are)

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              #7
              Originally posted by Marcus Aurelius
              What causes more down time?

              A nicely trimmed and fresh smelling vagina

              Guaranteed "Uptime" for me

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                #8
                Originally posted by Phoenix
                Guaranteed "Uptime" for me
                followed by "down" time 3 minutes later.
                SA says;
                Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

                I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

                n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                (whatever these are)

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by n5gooner
                  followed by "down" time 3 minutes later.

                  3 Minutes.....well near as damnit!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by n5gooner
                    but they both keep us in a job, so bovvered.
                    Am I bovvered?

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