What causes more down time.

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Bovvered replied

3 November 2005, 11:58
Originally posted by n5gooner

but they both keep us in a job, so bovvered.

Am I bovvered?
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Phoenix replied

3 November 2005, 11:40
Originally posted by n5gooner

followed by "down" time 3 minutes later.

3 Minutes.....well near as damnit!
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n5gooner replied

3 November 2005, 11:39
Originally posted by Phoenix

Guaranteed "Uptime" for me

followed by "down" time 3 minutes later.
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Phoenix replied

3 November 2005, 11:22
Originally posted by Marcus Aurelius

What causes more down time?

A nicely trimmed and fresh smelling vagina

Guaranteed "Uptime" for me
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n5gooner replied

3 November 2005, 11:03
Originally posted by Marcus Aurelius

What causes more down time?

A nicely trimmed and fresh smelling vagina
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Marcus Aurelius replied

3 November 2005, 10:33
What causes more down time?

A nicely trimmed and fresh smelling vagina
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malvolio replied

3 November 2005, 09:33
Pointless ITIL snippet - 5 years ago, 80% of all service failures were caused by badly constructed changes to live systems. These days, the boxes and operating systems are a lot more resilient, so it's probably even higher now.

Golden rule of IT - if it ain't broke...
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n5gooner replied

3 November 2005, 09:01
Originally posted by Phoenix

Err! arn't they written by the same people?

but they both keep us in a job, so bovvered.
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Phoenix replied

3 November 2005, 09:00
Originally posted by Jkettle

What's worse! a virus or a patch

http://news.com.com/Microsoft+patche...9689&subj=news

JB

Err! arn't they written by the same people?
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Jkettle started a topic What causes more down time.

3 November 2005, 08:58
What causes more down time.

What's worse! a virus or a patch

http://news.com.com/Microsoft+patche...9689&subj=news

JB
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