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Previously on "What causes more down time."

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  • Bovvered
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    Originally posted by n5gooner
    but they both keep us in a job, so bovvered.
    Am I bovvered?

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  • Phoenix
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    Originally posted by n5gooner
    followed by "down" time 3 minutes later.

    3 Minutes.....well near as damnit!

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  • n5gooner
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    Originally posted by Phoenix
    Guaranteed "Uptime" for me
    followed by "down" time 3 minutes later.

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  • Phoenix
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    Originally posted by Marcus Aurelius
    What causes more down time?

    A nicely trimmed and fresh smelling vagina

    Guaranteed "Uptime" for me

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  • n5gooner
    replied
    Originally posted by Marcus Aurelius
    What causes more down time?

    A nicely trimmed and fresh smelling vagina

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  • Marcus Aurelius
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    What causes more down time?

    A nicely trimmed and fresh smelling vagina

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  • malvolio
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    Pointless ITIL snippet - 5 years ago, 80% of all service failures were caused by badly constructed changes to live systems. These days, the boxes and operating systems are a lot more resilient, so it's probably even higher now.

    Golden rule of IT - if it ain't broke...

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  • n5gooner
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    Originally posted by Phoenix
    Err! arn't they written by the same people?

    but they both keep us in a job, so bovvered.

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  • Phoenix
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    Originally posted by Jkettle
    What's worse! a virus or a patch

    http://news.com.com/Microsoft+patche...9689&subj=news

    JB

    Err! arn't they written by the same people?

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  • Jkettle
    started a topic What causes more down time.

    What causes more down time.

    What's worse! a virus or a patch

    http://news.com.com/Microsoft+patche...9689&subj=news

    JB

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