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What causes more down time.
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Originally posted by Jkettle
Err! arn't they written by the same people? -
Originally posted by PhoenixErr! arn't they written by the same people?
but they both keep us in a job, so bovvered.
SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Pointless ITIL snippet - 5 years ago, 80% of all service failures were caused by badly constructed changes to live systems. These days, the boxes and operating systems are a lot more resilient, so it's probably even higher now.
Golden rule of IT - if it ain't broke...Blog? What blog...?
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Originally posted by Marcus AureliusWhat causes more down time?
A nicely trimmed and fresh smelling vagina
SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
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Originally posted by Marcus AureliusWhat causes more down time?
A nicely trimmed and fresh smelling vagina
Guaranteed "Uptime" for me
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followed by "down" time 3 minutes later.Originally posted by PhoenixGuaranteed "Uptime" for me
SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Originally posted by n5goonerfollowed by "down" time 3 minutes later.
3 Minutes.....well near as damnit!Comment
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