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Brigadier Disgusted (Mrs.)Originally posted by bobhope View PostSo how many of you write readers' letters to the Daily Mail? That would be the true mark of madness.
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I once had to shoot a whole platoon for doing that.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postwibble wibble I'm a teapot.
HTH"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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I hope you used green ink!Originally posted by Menelaus View PostBrigadier Disgusted (Mrs.)
Tunbridge Wells"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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They're coming to take me away ha ha+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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You're all Lunatics.
But Id rather stay here with all the MadMen - than perish with the SadMen Roaming free ... (I found him Mummy - can I keep him ? )
Sister Moon
will be my guide
In your blue blue shadows
I would hide
All good people - asleep tonight
Im all by myself in your Silver Light
I would gaze at your face
The whole night through
Id go out of my mind
but for you
Lying in a Mothers arms
The primal root of
a womans charms
You watch every night, you dont care what I do
Id go out of my mind
but for you
My mistress eyes are nothing like the Sun
My hunger for her explains
everything Ive done
To howl at the Moon
the whole night through
And they really dont care
if I do
Id go out of my mind, but for youLast edited by AlfredJPruffock; 9 July 2009, 13:09.Comment
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From "One hour to Madness" by Walt Whitman
O madness amorous! O trembling!
O to escape utterly from others’ anchors and holds!
To drive free! to love free! to dash reckless and dangerous!
To court destruction with taunts—with invitations!
To ascend—to leap to the heavens of the love indicated to me!
To rise thither with my inebriate Soul!
To be lost, if it must be so!
To feed the remainder of life with one hour of fulness and freedom!
With one brief hour of madness and joy.Comment
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How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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I've got two legsOriginally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
from my @rse to the ground
when I move 'em
I walk around
when I lift 'em
I climb the stairs
when I shave 'em
they aint got hairs
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