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    #41
    Originally posted by pzz76077 View Post
    What is there not to believe??

    PZZ
    I cant believe you believe that. unbelievable




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      #42
      Originally posted by bobhope View Post
      So how many of you write readers' letters to the Daily Mail? That would be the true mark of madness.
      Brigadier Disgusted (Mrs.)
      Tunbridge Wells

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        #43
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        wibble wibble I'm a teapot.

        HTH
        I once had to shoot a whole platoon for doing that.
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          #44
          Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
          Brigadier Disgusted (Mrs.)
          Tunbridge Wells
          I hope you used green ink!
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            #45
            Originally posted by DaveB View Post
            I hope you used green ink!
            Mehhhhh!

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              #46
              They're coming to take me away ha ha
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

              CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                #47
                You're all Lunatics.

                But Id rather stay here with all the MadMen - than perish with the SadMen Roaming free ... (I found him Mummy - can I keep him ? )


                Sister Moon
                will be my guide

                In your blue blue shadows
                I would hide
                All good people - asleep tonight

                Im all by myself in your Silver Light
                I would gaze at your face

                The whole night through
                Id go out of my mind
                but for you

                Lying in a Mothers arms
                The primal root of
                a womans charms

                You watch every night, you dont care what I do
                Id go out of my mind
                but for you


                My mistress eyes are nothing like the Sun
                My hunger for her explains
                everything Ive done

                To howl at the Moon
                the whole night through

                And they really dont care
                if I do



                Id go out of my mind, but for you
                Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 9 July 2009, 13:09.

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                  #48
                  From "One hour to Madness" by Walt Whitman


                  O madness amorous! O trembling!
                  O to escape utterly from others’ anchors and holds!
                  To drive free! to love free! to dash reckless and dangerous!
                  To court destruction with taunts—with invitations!
                  To ascend—to leap to the heavens of the love indicated to me!
                  To rise thither with my inebriate Soul!
                  To be lost, if it must be so!
                  To feed the remainder of life with one hour of fulness and freedom!
                  With one brief hour of madness and joy.

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                    #49
                    Time for a song....

                    YouTube: Neil Innes - How Sweet to be an Idiot
                    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                    "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                      Time for a song....

                      YouTube: Neil Innes - How Sweet to be an Idiot
                      I've got two legs
                      from my @rse to the ground
                      when I move 'em
                      I walk around
                      when I lift 'em
                      I climb the stairs
                      when I shave 'em
                      they aint got hairs




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