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I've got two legsOriginally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
from my @rse to the ground
when I move 'em
I walk around
when I lift 'em
I climb the stairs
when I shave 'em
they aint got hairs
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From "One hour to Madness" by Walt Whitman
O madness amorous! O trembling!
O to escape utterly from others’ anchors and holds!
To drive free! to love free! to dash reckless and dangerous!
To court destruction with taunts—with invitations!
To ascend—to leap to the heavens of the love indicated to me!
To rise thither with my inebriate Soul!
To be lost, if it must be so!
To feed the remainder of life with one hour of fulness and freedom!
With one brief hour of madness and joy.
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You're all Lunatics.
But Id rather stay here with all the MadMen - than perish with the SadMen Roaming free ... (I found him Mummy - can I keep him ? )
Sister Moon
will be my guide
In your blue blue shadows
I would hide
All good people - asleep tonight
Im all by myself in your Silver Light
I would gaze at your face
The whole night through
Id go out of my mind
but for you
Lying in a Mothers arms
The primal root of
a womans charms
You watch every night, you dont care what I do
Id go out of my mind
but for you
My mistress eyes are nothing like the Sun
My hunger for her explains
everything Ive done
To howl at the Moon
the whole night through
And they really dont care
if I do
Id go out of my mind, but for youLast edited by AlfredJPruffock; 9 July 2009, 13:09.
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I cant believe you believe that. unbelievableOriginally posted by pzz76077 View PostWhat is there not to believe??
PZZ
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wibble wibble I'm a teapot.Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
I know I am. Absolutely away with the fairies! I have this fantasy that I am technically competent to develop systems. I should get psychiatric help to get me to understand that I am past it. Things have moved on and I am too old.
Who else on CUK is living in a dream world? (No points for Threaded)
HTH
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So how many of you write readers' letters to the Daily Mail? That would be the true mark of madness.
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