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    #11
    I have Anorexia
    everytime I look in the mirror, I think I am fat



    does that count ?

    is that delusional or illusionsal ? i dont know



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    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #12
      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      Ok - more often than not...

      Himself says I have more conversations with myself in my head than with him... especially when I say - "I already told you that!"
      MrsB gets freaked out when I am apparently able to read her thoughts and anticipate what she is going to say or do. What she doesnt realise is that half the time she is muttering to herself under her breath
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #13
        I believe that my design work can really help the user, and by making things easier for the user, customer satisfaction increases - as does market perception of the product's value - thereby benefitting the end client.

        I also believe that the client will eventually take this stuff seriously, and that one day, I might be able to work with a proper budget.



        I think I've lost the plot.

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          #14
          I think I will get another role this year.

          Is that delusional
          Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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            #15
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            I have Anorexia
            everytime I look in the mirror, I think I am fat

            I have reverese anorexia, I eat too many pies

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              #16
              I've been mad for ******* years, absolutely years. Been over the edge for yonks.
              I am not qualified to give the above advice!

              The original point and click interface by
              Smith and Wesson.

              Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                #17
                I believe that the Client will see that I am so important to the success to the programme that they will fight with the highest powers to keep me with the offer of a rate rise.

                Sono in grado di speranza....

                "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by cojak View Post
                  I believe that the Client will see that I am so important to the success to the programme that they will fight with the highest powers to keep me with the offer of a rate rise.

                  Sono in grado di speranza....

                  Way over the edge
                  Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by cojak View Post
                    Flibble, Banana, Sporran...
                    Absolutely barking - madder than a tea towel with a lazy eye.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by cojak View Post
                      I believe that the Client will see that I am so important to the success to the programme that they will fight with the highest powers to keep me with the offer of a rate rise.

                      Sono in grado di speranza....

                      Beyond all hope!

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