Ere' I'll av eee know derrs nuttin funnee bout dat janner accent
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[Northern Oik]Originally posted by cailin maith View PostStop it.... I might just wee on myself

'kin wee on thysen 'kin lucky cow...
when I were a lad they called tha' a shower!
an' we cudn't aford towl so we 'ad t' 'kin lick if off
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Originally posted by Drewster View Post[Northern Oik]
'kin wee on thysen 'kin lucky cow...
when I were a lad they called tha' a shower!
an' we cudn't aford towl so we 'ad t' 'kin lick if off
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Cum an ave a go if you think yer hard enough. We will beat you again. Your rose is White for a reason you know!Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostThat's a reasonable argument, but not strong enough to prevent the forthcoming assault on the foul Lancastrian scum.
Practice for the invasion and annexation of France!!!!!I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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[Northern Oik]Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

'kin laffin! 'kin laffin! You lucky lucky b'stard!
wen I were a lad we never 'ad a 'kin larf!
I 'member wen our kid tried it... 'kin dad beat 'im t' wi'in an inch a 'is 'kin life wi' a 'kin pavin' 'in stone -tha' 'kin taught 'im!
'kin never di' tha' agin!
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Can I stop now please?
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Yes please - I've had to tip my keyboard over into the bin, once already, cos it's full of teaOriginally posted by Drewster View Post[Northern Oik]
'kin laffin! 'kin laffin! You lucky lucky b'stard!
wen I were a lad we never 'ad a 'kin larf!
I 'member wen our kid tried it... 'kin dad beat 'im t' wi'in an inch a 'is 'kin life wi' a 'kin pavin' 'in stone -tha' 'kin taught 'im!
'kin never di' tha' agin!
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[Real voice]
Can I stop now please?
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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We wish you wouldOriginally posted by Drewster View Post[Northern Oik]
'kin laffin! 'kin laffin! You lucky lucky b'stard!
wen I were a lad we never 'ad a 'kin larf!
I 'member wen our kid tried it... 'kin dad beat 'im t' wi'in an inch a 'is 'kin life wi' a 'kin pavin' 'in stone -tha' 'kin taught 'im!
'kin never di' tha' agin!
[/Northern Oik]
[Real voice]
Can I stop now please?
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"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Yorkshire folk, just like Lancashire folk b'out brains.Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostBloody heathen, it's the 4 YORKSHIREMEN, time to declare war on the rancid Lancastrians again I suppose.Comment
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