Bad mother!

[lukemg]

Loving your work Dave, that was quality. It's been a long wait for a laugh on here, but that was just about worth it.

[BrowneIssue]

both "bedtime bears" were downstairs

Bad Mother!

You want to find yourself a decent woman, mate.

Damn good job you've not married her, I say.

all you northerners sound the same

And you lot down south all sound the same

Foreigners.

[TheFaQQer]

[Northern Oik]
'kin laffin! 'kin laffin! You lucky lucky b'stard!
wen I were a lad we never 'ad a 'kin larf!
I 'member wen our kid tried it... 'kin dad beat 'im t' wi'in an inch a 'is 'kin life wi' a 'kin pavin' 'in stone -tha' 'kin taught 'im!
'kin never di' tha' agin!
[/Northern Oik]

An' you tell tha' to kids today, an' they won' believe ya.

[BrowneIssue]

<yorkshire>
Sack cloth? Luxury! When I were a nipper we had to cuddle a rock.
</yorkshire>

When I was seven I plucked up the courage to ask my Mum why I didn't have (and had never had) a Teddy

"Boys don't need one."

"All my friends have one."

"Harrumph."

A few days later I had a knitted Snoopy, made by my Mum.

"Consider yourself lucky. When I was a girl I asked my step mother for a dolly. I was given a wooden spoon and a rag of cloth to tie round it for a frock. That was my dolly until my step mother saw I had drawn a face on it. That got my arse rattled." Such was life in a Yorkshire mill town in the 1930s.


I cannot remember what happened to my knitted Snoopy. I think my big bruvvas took the piss, and so I rejected it.


I hated my childhood. Utterly.

[BrilloPad]

You want to find yourself a decent woman, mate.

Damn good job you've not married her, I say.

[Churchill]

Bloody heathen, it's the 4 YORKSHIREMEN, time to declare war on the rancid Lancastrians again I suppose.

I wouldn't bother mate, you'll only f'kin lose again!

[Churchill]

Sheesh - all you northerners sound the same - except the Geordies, SA sounds funny.

And you lot down south all sound the same - except the cider people - they are REALLY funny!

Is that a fact?

Remind me to show you the border between us and "them". It runs through the Kings arms!

[SizeZero]

[Northern Oik]
larf!

That is definitely not northern oik, but southern-shandy-drinking-poof.

Carry on.

[cojak]

A couple of weeks ago I was asked by a Scotsman where North of the Border I hailed from.

He was shocked when I said I only visit occasionally, he said that he could have sworn that he detected a lilt of an accent, as if I'd been away for many years but it was still there.

I couldn't hear it myself.. .

And while in a skiing class this year a French woman asked me if I went to a 'centre of excellence' for my accent, a Berlitz examiner had to explain the concept of RP to the group (in French - I didn't know where to start..)

I do get a fair share of comments about my accent considering I don't think I've got one...

[BrilloPad]

A couple of weeks ago I was asked by a Scotsman where North of the Border I hailed from.

He was shocked when I said I only visit occasionally, he said that he could have sworn that he detected a lilt of an accent, as if I'd been away for many years but it was still there.

I couldn't hear it myself.. .

He was tryting to chat you up!

HTH