Ere' I'll av eee know derrs nuttin funnee bout dat janner accent
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostStop it.... I might just wee on myself
'kin wee on thysen 'kin lucky cow...
when I were a lad they called tha' a shower!
an' we cudn't aford towl so we 'ad t' 'kin lick if off
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Originally posted by Drewster View Post[Northern Oik]
'kin wee on thysen 'kin lucky cow...
when I were a lad they called tha' a shower!
an' we cudn't aford towl so we 'ad t' 'kin lick if off
[/Northern Oik]Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostThat's a reasonable argument, but not strong enough to prevent the forthcoming assault on the foul Lancastrian scum.
Practice for the invasion and annexation of France!!!!!I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
'kin laffin! 'kin laffin! You lucky lucky b'stard!
wen I were a lad we never 'ad a 'kin larf!
I 'member wen our kid tried it... 'kin dad beat 'im t' wi'in an inch a 'is 'kin life wi' a 'kin pavin' 'in stone -tha' 'kin taught 'im!
'kin never di' tha' agin!
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[Real voice]
Can I stop now please?
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Originally posted by Drewster View Post[Northern Oik]
'kin laffin! 'kin laffin! You lucky lucky b'stard!
wen I were a lad we never 'ad a 'kin larf!
I 'member wen our kid tried it... 'kin dad beat 'im t' wi'in an inch a 'is 'kin life wi' a 'kin pavin' 'in stone -tha' 'kin taught 'im!
'kin never di' tha' agin!
[/Northern Oik]
[Real voice]
Can I stop now please?
[/Real voice]Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Originally posted by Drewster View Post[Northern Oik]
'kin laffin! 'kin laffin! You lucky lucky b'stard!
wen I were a lad we never 'ad a 'kin larf!
I 'member wen our kid tried it... 'kin dad beat 'im t' wi'in an inch a 'is 'kin life wi' a 'kin pavin' 'in stone -tha' 'kin taught 'im!
'kin never di' tha' agin!
[/Northern Oik]
[Real voice]
Can I stop now please?
[/Real voice]"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostBloody heathen, it's the 4 YORKSHIREMEN, time to declare war on the rancid Lancastrians again I suppose.Comment
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