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Bloody heathen, it's the 4 YORKSHIREMEN, time to declare war on the rancid Lancastrians again I suppose. -
Sheesh - all you northerners sound the same - except the Geordies, SA sounds funny.Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostBloody heathen, it's the 4 YORKSHIREMEN, time to declare war on the rancid Lancastrians again I suppose.
And you lot down south all sound the same - except the cider people - they are REALLY funny!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Yeah, all these people with funny accents <cough>Originally posted by cailin maith View PostSheesh - all you northerners sound the same - except the Geordies, SA sounds funny.
And you lot down south all sound the same - except the cider people - they are REALLY funny!Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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Like you can talk....Originally posted by snaw View PostYeah, all these people with funny accents <cough>
Bazza gets caught
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Originally posted by Drewster View Post[Northern Oik]
Rock! You 'kin softie. When I were a lad we ad t' maak do wi' lump u coal - an we 'ad t' share that... 'n cos coalman only came once a fortnight that meant that every 'tother week we ad t' cuddle 'kin ash...
[/Northern Oik]Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

I read that in my bestest lancashire accent....You'll notice that Drewster tagged it as <Northern Oik> as opposed to <Yorkshire> thus leading to the quite understandable confusion on CM's part as any normal civilised person would quite rightly assume <northern oik> = <lancashire>Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostBloody heathen, it's the 4 YORKSHIREMEN, time to declare war on the rancid Lancastrians again I suppose.
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[Northern Oik]Originally posted by DaveB View PostMy work here is done
'kin work! Ya call tha work!!
5 'kin minutes 'kin typing!!! Ya 'kin soft tulip!
When I were a lad we 'ad t' really 'kin work!
25 'kin hours writing wi' a pen before brekfast in 'kin triplicate wi real 'kin carbon paper
then after lunch (which was chewing 'kin carpet while 'kin forman b'gerd us) we 'ad to do it all again cos there were no 'kin cut n 'kin paste
tha's 'kin work!!!
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Ahem.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostLike you can talk....
Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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Ain't nothin' wrong with a bit o' zummerset!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostSheesh - all you northerners sound the same - except the Geordies, SA sounds funny.
And you lot down south all sound the same - except the cider people - they are REALLY funny!
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Stop it.... I might just wee on myselfOriginally posted by Drewster View Post[Northern Oik]
'kin work! Ya call tha work!!
5 'kin minutes 'kin typing!!! Ya 'kin soft tulip!
When I were a lad we 'ad t' really 'kin work!
25 'kin hours writing wi' a pen before brekfast in 'kin triplicate wi real 'kin carbon paper
then after lunch (which was chewing 'kin carpet while 'kin forman b'gerd us) we 'ad to do it all again cos there were no 'kin cut n 'kin paste
tha's 'kin work!!!
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yeah yeah!Originally posted by snaw View PostAhem.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostYou'll notice that Drewster tagged it as <Northern Oik> as opposed to <Yorkshire> thus leading to the quite understandable confusion on CM's part as any normal civilised person would quite rightly assume <northern oik> = <lancashire>
That's a reasonable argument, but not strong enough to prevent the forthcoming assault on the foul Lancastrian scum.
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