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    #11
    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post


    I read that in my bestest lancashire accent....
    Bloody heathen, it's the 4 YORKSHIREMEN, time to declare war on the rancid Lancastrians again I suppose.

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      #12
      Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
      Bloody heathen, it's the 4 YORKSHIREMEN, time to declare war on the rancid Lancastrians again I suppose.
      Sheesh - all you northerners sound the same - except the Geordies, SA sounds funny.

      And you lot down south all sound the same - except the cider people - they are REALLY funny!
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        #13
        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        Sheesh - all you northerners sound the same - except the Geordies, SA sounds funny.

        And you lot down south all sound the same - except the cider people - they are REALLY funny!
        Yeah, all these people with funny accents <cough>
        Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

        Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

        That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

        Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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          #14
          Originally posted by snaw View Post
          Yeah, all these people with funny accents <cough>
          Like you can talk....
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            #15
            Originally posted by Drewster View Post
            [Northern Oik]
            Rock! You 'kin softie. When I were a lad we ad t' maak do wi' lump u coal - an we 'ad t' share that... 'n cos coalman only came once a fortnight that meant that every 'tother week we ad t' cuddle 'kin ash...
            [/Northern Oik]
            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post


            I read that in my bestest lancashire accent....
            Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
            Bloody heathen, it's the 4 YORKSHIREMEN, time to declare war on the rancid Lancastrians again I suppose.
            You'll notice that Drewster tagged it as <Northern Oik> as opposed to <Yorkshire> thus leading to the quite understandable confusion on CM's part as any normal civilised person would quite rightly assume <northern oik> = <lancashire>
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #16
              Originally posted by DaveB View Post
              My work here is done
              [Northern Oik]
              'kin work! Ya call tha work!!
              5 'kin minutes 'kin typing!!! Ya 'kin soft tulip!
              When I were a lad we 'ad t' really 'kin work!
              25 'kin hours writing wi' a pen before brekfast in 'kin triplicate wi real 'kin carbon paper
              then after lunch (which was chewing 'kin carpet while 'kin forman b'gerd us) we 'ad to do it all again cos there were no 'kin cut n 'kin paste
              tha's 'kin work!!!
              [/Northern Oik]

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                #17
                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Like you can talk....
                Ahem.
                Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  Sheesh - all you northerners sound the same - except the Geordies, SA sounds funny.

                  And you lot down south all sound the same - except the cider people - they are REALLY funny!
                  Ain't nothin' wrong with a bit o' zummerset!
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                    [Northern Oik]
                    'kin work! Ya call tha work!!
                    5 'kin minutes 'kin typing!!! Ya 'kin soft tulip!
                    When I were a lad we 'ad t' really 'kin work!
                    25 'kin hours writing wi' a pen before brekfast in 'kin triplicate wi real 'kin carbon paper
                    then after lunch (which was chewing 'kin carpet while 'kin forman b'gerd us) we 'ad to do it all again cos there were no 'kin cut n 'kin paste
                    tha's 'kin work!!!
                    [/Northern Oik]
                    Stop it.... I might just wee on myself

                    Originally posted by snaw View Post
                    Ahem.
                    yeah yeah!
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                      You'll notice that Drewster tagged it as <Northern Oik> as opposed to <Yorkshire> thus leading to the quite understandable confusion on CM's part as any normal civilised person would quite rightly assume <northern oik> = <lancashire>

                      That's a reasonable argument, but not strong enough to prevent the forthcoming assault on the foul Lancastrian scum.

                      Practice for the invasion and annexation of France!!!!!

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