Just had a little tub of Dutch custard (vla) with advocaat.
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Earl Grey to wash down the two almond croissants I just purchased (and duly consumed) from Morrisons. Om nom nom (slurp).Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Absinthe

While listening to the Pet Shop Boy's Christmas single which is pure, unadulterated crap.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Cold tea
Coz I can't be @rsed to walk downstairs and make a fresh one
Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Call it Ice Tea, and everyone will think you're so sofisticated, innit.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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2nd can of cheapo Heineken.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Ooh nasty, I suggest you scour the kitchen drawer for Rennie before you embark on the third.Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post2nd can of cheapo Heineken.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post2nd can of cheapo Heineken.
4 cans of cheap Heineken and 2 bottles of Grolsch. Which is a shame; I was saving the Grolsch.
I opted for a 3½ hour lie-in instead. But at least I don't feel like I've missed out on an office Xmas piss-up.Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostOoh nasty, I suggest you scour the kitchen drawer for Rennie before you embark on the third.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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something fizzy as me 'ead 'urts
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<goes to put the kettle on for Norrahe's Bombay Bad Boy...>"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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