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Thanks, I'm trying not to dwell on my loss. Is it too soon to move on and buy some more from Morrisons?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket? -
Being on the rebound is perfectly normal and healthy. Just be honest to the replacement and do not make a long term commitment to it.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostThanks, I'm trying not to dwell on my loss. Is it too soon to move on and buy some more from Morrisons?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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If I buy more Black Sheep it could bring back memories of that last fateful encounter.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostBeing on the rebound is perfectly normal and healthy. Just be honest to the replacement and do not make a long term commitment to it.
It's almost enough to drive me to drink.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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I have had a "Guinness Foreign Extra". Now I've just opened the next bottle, a bottle of something else.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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On a monday?Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI have had a "Guinness Foreign Extra". Now I've just opened the next bottle, a bottle of something else.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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What do you get when you drink Brown Ale?
A ten pound fine and a year's probation.
A bottle of pills and constipation.
Ooooooooh, I'll never drink Brown Ale again."My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Yeah? And? It's not like I've got work in the morning!Originally posted by suityou01 View PostOn a monday?
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Nurse, nuuuuuuuuuuurse.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWhat do you get when you drink Brown Ale?
A ten pound fine and a year's probabtion.
A bottle of pills and constipation.
Ooooooooh, I'll never drink Brown Ale again."
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostYeah? And? It's not like I've got work in the morning!
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I feel your pain. 
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