If I kill the twat with the pneumatic drill outside my window?
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Is it justifiable homicide...
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Certainly, but only if
a) He's working shirtless and getting admiring glances from the ladies or
b) His jeans are half way down his arseDown with racism. Long live miscegenation! -
"Self defence" is the phrase you are looking for.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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made me think about the old Candid Camera set up
that nearly resulted in murder too(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Go tell them the building industry has collapsed and they are unlikely to get paid for any work they do. Sorted.Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View Postb) His jeans are half way down his arseComment
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Call 'elf and safety and tell them if they dont provide you with quieter surroundings in which to work you are going home in order to protect your hearing"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostGo tell them the building industry has collapsed and they are unlikely to get paid for any work they do. Sorted.Growing old is mandatory
Growing up is optionalComment
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Violation of Human Rights and all that twaddle should get a resultWho has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?Comment
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