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From where I am sitting it is very busy in construction, and civil works are planned and financed so far in advance that the road works will continue for some time. May I suggest some nice fluffy pink ear muffs?Originally posted by oracleslave View PostGo tell them the building industry has collapsed and they are unlikely to get paid for any work they do. Sorted.
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Call 'elf and safety and tell them if they dont provide you with quieter surroundings in which to work you are going home in order to protect your hearing
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Grab the pneumatic drill and stick it up hisOriginally posted by NotAllThere View Postb) His jeans are half way down his arse
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Go tell them the building industry has collapsed and they are unlikely to get paid for any work they do. Sorted.
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made me think about the old Candid Camera set up
that nearly resulted in murder too
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Certainly, but only if
a) He's working shirtless and getting admiring glances from the ladies or
b) His jeans are half way down his arse
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Is it justifiable homicide...
If I kill the twat with the pneumatic drill outside my window?

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