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Previously on "Is it justifiable homicide..."

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  • stingman123
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    Violation of Human Rights and all that twaddle should get a result

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  • Halo Jones
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    Go tell them the building industry has collapsed and they are unlikely to get paid for any work they do. Sorted.
    From where I am sitting it is very busy in construction, and civil works are planned and financed so far in advance that the road works will continue for some time. May I suggest some nice fluffy pink ear muffs?

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  • DaveB
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    Call 'elf and safety and tell them if they dont provide you with quieter surroundings in which to work you are going home in order to protect your hearing

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  • KentPhilip
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    b) His jeans are half way down his arse
    Grab the pneumatic drill and stick it up his

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  • oracleslave
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    Go tell them the building industry has collapsed and they are unlikely to get paid for any work they do. Sorted.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    made me think about the old Candid Camera set up

    that nearly resulted in murder too

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  • Sysman
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    "Self defence" is the phrase you are looking for.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Certainly, but only if

    a) He's working shirtless and getting admiring glances from the ladies or
    b) His jeans are half way down his arse

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  • zeitghost
    started a topic Is it justifiable homicide...

    Is it justifiable homicide...

    If I kill the twat with the pneumatic drill outside my window?

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