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"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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although a common or garden bamboo cane (whipped at one it for grip) is my preferred instrument.
It makes a good sound that doesn't equate to serious injuries (but the welts do look impressive...)."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Originally posted by cojak View PostOh yes. It's quite entertaining what you can do with a good hair brush and a feather boa....I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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Originally posted by cojak View Postalthough a common or garden bamboo cane (whipped at one it for grip) is my preferred instrument.
It makes a good sound that doesn't equate to serious injuries (but the welts do look impressive...).Comment
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Originally posted by Rookie View PostWhat's that Cojak? Pretend that you're Freddie Mercury?
Thanks Rookie - That has made my week!
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postgarden cane is very bad idea : it can split and cause injury. its the same with cheap canes. the dominatrix I knew had her canes imported from the states and were very expensive......
PS - any idea where she got them from?"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postgarden cane is very bad idea : it can split and cause injury. its the same with cheap canes. the dominatrix I knew had her canes imported from the states and were very expensive......I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostNow I find that weird.- I loathe needles
- With almost no exception I find tattoo's unpleasant to look at and downright unsightly in many cases
- They're an almost indelible fashion statement
- Skin changes over time so they stop looking "cool" even if you found them attractive in the first place
- This is possibly a product of my upbringing, tattoo's look rather low brow and common to me
- An awful lot of people have had them done in the last decade or two so any novelty factor is long gone
- They hurt (quite a lot I'm informed)
* So do I.. but it doesn't look like a needle (not in an injection sense)
* whatever floats your boat
* They are personal
* True but again it's a personal choice to have them done
* You have no idea of my "upbringing" or indeed any other person who may or may not have a tatoo and to comment like that is quite rude -and to some an indication of upbrining.
* Again, in your opinion
* They do hurt, but not an awful lot. I've had worse sporting injuries.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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My belly button piercing hurt more than my tattoo..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Originally posted by Drewster View Post
Thanks Rookie - That has made my week!
Post of the tuliping epoch!!!!I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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