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Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostNow I find that weird.- I loathe needles
- With almost no exception I find tattoo's unpleasant to look at and downright unsightly in many cases
- They're an almost indelible fashion statement
- Skin changes over time so they stop looking "cool" even if you found them attractive in the first place
- This is possibly a product of my upbringing, tattoo's look rather low brow and common to me
- An awful lot of people have had them done in the last decade or two so any novelty factor is long gone
- They hurt (quite a lot I'm informed)
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Originally posted by zeitghostThere was a bozo in Llanelli who died coz she had so many piercings.
Sad really.
mind you, he was hammered at the time
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Oh I'll never forget how we met, dear
On that specialist site on the net, dear
Where you taught me the uses
For handcuffs and nooses
And we danced to the masochism tango.
Oh you used to bring home those pipe cleaners
And stick half a dozen up my penis
Then wrapped me in chains
Plugged me into the mains
And we danced to the masochism tango.
Each summers day
We'd go outside and play
A morning of croquet
And you'd brain me with the mallet.
I cooked you meals
OF freshly slaughtered veals
And shards of stainless steels
That got lodged in your pallette.
Oh the weights that you hung from my foreskin
And the places you inserted corks in
And the time that your trainers
Got lodged in my anus
We danced to the masochism tango.
You wore that dress
Made of barbed wire mesh
That tore into your flesh
Which ever way you moved.
It left me scarred.
It made me bleed so hard
The late Marquis de Sade
Most surely would have approved.
Oh we drank from the cup of depravity
Then you shoved the cup into my cavity.
Wedged a fork in my head
Wanked me off till I bled
And we danced to the masochism tango.
You sang me love songs so tender
Stuck my cock in the blender
And we danced to the masochism tango.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostThere was a bozo in Llanelli who died coz she had so many piercings.
Sad really.
Or am I thinking of someone else?Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postgarden cane is very bad idea : it can split and cause injury. its the same with cheap canes. the dominatrix I knew had her canes imported from the states and were very expensive......'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.Comment
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Originally posted by SantaClaus View PostBrillo, now I know why you couldn't sit down for too long at Client Co.
Chasing after the users was just an excuse!Comment
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