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    #51
    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    My belly button piercing hurt more than my tattoo...
    Mine too - it was horrific and I took it out after about a week cos it hurt so bad...
    Bazza gets caught
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      #52
      Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
      Now I find that weird.
      1. I loathe needles
      2. With almost no exception I find tattoo's unpleasant to look at and downright unsightly in many cases
      3. They're an almost indelible fashion statement
      4. Skin changes over time so they stop looking "cool" even if you found them attractive in the first place
      5. This is possibly a product of my upbringing, tattoo's look rather low brow and common to me
      6. An awful lot of people have had them done in the last decade or two so any novelty factor is long gone
      7. They hurt (quite a lot I'm informed)
      WHS

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        #53
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        There was a bozo in Llanelli who died coz she had so many piercings.

        Sad really.
        Spartacus too.

        mind you, he was hammered at the time




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          #54
          Oh I'll never forget how we met, dear
          On that specialist site on the net, dear
          Where you taught me the uses
          For handcuffs and nooses
          And we danced to the masochism tango.

          Oh you used to bring home those pipe cleaners
          And stick half a dozen up my penis
          Then wrapped me in chains
          Plugged me into the mains
          And we danced to the masochism tango.

          Each summers day
          We'd go outside and play
          A morning of croquet
          And you'd brain me with the mallet.
          I cooked you meals
          OF freshly slaughtered veals
          And shards of stainless steels
          That got lodged in your pallette.

          Oh the weights that you hung from my foreskin
          And the places you inserted corks in
          And the time that your trainers
          Got lodged in my anus
          We danced to the masochism tango.

          You wore that dress
          Made of barbed wire mesh
          That tore into your flesh
          Which ever way you moved.
          It left me scarred.
          It made me bleed so hard
          The late Marquis de Sade
          Most surely would have approved.

          Oh we drank from the cup of depravity
          Then you shoved the cup into my cavity.
          Wedged a fork in my head
          Wanked me off till I bled
          And we danced to the masochism tango.

          You sang me love songs so tender
          Stuck my cock in the blender
          And we danced to the masochism tango.
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            #55
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            There was a bozo in Llanelli who died coz she had so many piercings.

            Sad really.
            Wasn't that in the news a while back? She went skating on a frozen pond and, forgetting how heavy they all were, fell through the ice and drowned. Tragic.

            Or am I thinking of someone else?
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              #56
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              garden cane is very bad idea : it can split and cause injury. its the same with cheap canes. the dominatrix I knew had her canes imported from the states and were very expensive......
              Brillo, now I know why you couldn't sit down for too long at Client Co.
              'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
              Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.

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                #57
                Originally posted by SantaClaus View Post
                Brillo, now I know why you couldn't sit down for too long at Client Co.


                Chasing after the users was just an excuse!

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