Reply to: CUK Spanking thread

[BrilloPad]

Brillo, now I know why you couldn't sit down for too long at Client Co.

Chasing after the users was just an excuse!

[SantaClaus]

garden cane is very bad idea : it can split and cause injury. its the same with cheap canes. the dominatrix I knew had her canes imported from the states and were very expensive......

Brillo, now I know why you couldn't sit down for too long at Client Co.

[OwlHoot]

There was a bozo in Llanelli who died coz she had so many piercings.

Sad really.

Wasn't that in the news a while back? She went skating on a frozen pond and, forgetting how heavy they all were, fell through the ice and drowned. Tragic.

Or am I thinking of someone else?

[TheFaQQer]

Oh I'll never forget how we met, dear
On that specialist site on the net, dear
Where you taught me the uses
For handcuffs and nooses
And we danced to the masochism tango.

Oh you used to bring home those pipe cleaners
And stick half a dozen up my penis
Then wrapped me in chains
Plugged me into the mains
And we danced to the masochism tango.

Each summers day
We'd go outside and play
A morning of croquet
And you'd brain me with the mallet.
I cooked you meals
OF freshly slaughtered veals
And shards of stainless steels
That got lodged in your pallette.

Oh the weights that you hung from my foreskin
And the places you inserted corks in
And the time that your trainers
Got lodged in my anus
We danced to the masochism tango.

You wore that dress
Made of barbed wire mesh
That tore into your flesh
Which ever way you moved.
It left me scarred.
It made me bleed so hard
The late Marquis de Sade
Most surely would have approved.

Oh we drank from the cup of depravity
Then you shoved the cup into my cavity.
Wedged a fork in my head
Wanked me off till I bled
And we danced to the masochism tango.

You sang me love songs so tender
Stuck my cock in the blender
And we danced to the masochism tango.

[EternalOptimist]

There was a bozo in Llanelli who died coz she had so many piercings.

Sad really.

Spartacus too.

mind you, he was hammered at the time




igmc

[oracleslave]

Now I find that weird.

1. I loathe needles
2. With almost no exception I find tattoo's unpleasant to look at and downright unsightly in many cases
3. They're an almost indelible fashion statement
4. Skin changes over time so they stop looking "cool" even if you found them attractive in the first place
5. This is possibly a product of my upbringing, tattoo's look rather low brow and common to me
6. An awful lot of people have had them done in the last decade or two so any novelty factor is long gone
7. They hurt (quite a lot I'm informed)

WHS

[cailin maith]

My belly button piercing hurt more than my tattoo...

Mine too - it was horrific and I took it out after about a week cos it hurt so bad...

[Rookie]

Thanks Rookie - That has made my week!

Post of the tuliping epoch!!!!

Thanks D, but seriously, wrong thread. You want the CUK Compliments Thread.

[cojak]

My belly button piercing hurt more than my tattoo...

[cailin maith]

Now I find that weird.

1. I loathe needles
2. With almost no exception I find tattoo's unpleasant to look at and downright unsightly in many cases
3. They're an almost indelible fashion statement
4. Skin changes over time so they stop looking "cool" even if you found them attractive in the first place
5. This is possibly a product of my upbringing, tattoo's look rather low brow and common to me
6. An awful lot of people have had them done in the last decade or two so any novelty factor is long gone
7. They hurt (quite a lot I'm informed)

I can vaguely understand people voluntarily accepting pain as exercise is a common cause and I've had my fair share of sporting injuries, but tattoo's utterly confuse me.

Ok...

* So do I.. but it doesn't look like a needle (not in an injection sense)
* whatever floats your boat
* They are personal
* True but again it's a personal choice to have them done
* You have no idea of my "upbringing" or indeed any other person who may or may not have a tatoo and to comment like that is quite rude -and to some an indication of upbrining.
* Again, in your opinion
* They do hurt, but not an awful lot. I've had worse sporting injuries.

[Rookie]

garden cane is very bad idea : it can split and cause injury. its the same with cheap canes. the dominatrix I knew had her canes imported from the states and were very expensive......

Jeez BP. How hard to you have to whack someone before you split a garden cane? Are you sure that this really was a dominatrix or some guard at Guantanamo?

[cojak]

garden cane is very bad idea : it can split and cause injury. its the same with cheap canes. the dominatrix I knew had her canes imported from the states and were very expensive......

I obviously don't use them as hard as some - but will bear the warning in mind - ta BP!

PS - any idea where she got them from?

[Drewster]

What's that Cojak? Pretend that you're Freddie Mercury?

Thanks Rookie - That has made my week!

Post of the tuliping epoch!!!!

[BrilloPad]

although a common or garden bamboo cane (whipped at one it for grip) is my preferred instrument.

It makes a good sound that doesn't equate to serious injuries (but the welts do look impressive...).

garden cane is very bad idea : it can split and cause injury. its the same with cheap canes. the dominatrix I knew had her canes imported from the states and were very expensive......

[Rookie]

Oh yes. It's quite entertaining what you can do with a good hair brush and a feather boa....

What's that Cojak? Pretend that you're Freddie Mercury?