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    #51
    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

    You blokes are all an utter bunch of dick heads.
    Time of the month love?
    "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


    Thomas Jefferson

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      #52
      Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
      I'm just thinking about drawing up a watertight IR35 proof contract on this. What do you think?

      Terms and conditions
      Now let's get this straight in case there is any confusion on my part. We have sex and not only do I not pay you but you pay me. I don't have to listen to nagging, marry you or have to see you again after tonight and you pay me, right?


      Is there anything I have left out?
      Right of substitution. If she's a minger, you send Milan instead.

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        #53
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        I'm not sure whether 'good grammar' is really part of the job description.
        It might be... depends if she wants a Headmaster fantasy

        You know, the one where the 6th former and the ....

        oh nevermind

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          #54
          Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
          Time of the month love?
          Whould you charge extra if it turned out she was on rag week?
          Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

          I preferred version 1!

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            #55
            Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
            Now let's get this straight
            (giggle)

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              #56
              Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
              Whould you charge extra if it turned out she was on rag week?
              I think PRC1964's right of substitution covers that one.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #57
                Originally posted by Platypus View Post
                (giggle)
                <Snigger>
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
                  Whould you charge extra if it turned out she was on rag week?
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #59
                    What is she is too old for rag week? What if to tweak her nips you have to start looking up her skirt?
                    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                    I preferred version 1!

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
                      What is she is too old for rag week? What if to tweak her nips you have to start looking up her skirt?
                      Just turn and run.
                      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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