Women who pay for sex

[FiveTimes]

Nah - shoes last WAY longer!!

I'd only pay £200 if, like Platypus, he did me, then my ironing, then left me a Toblerone on the bedside table as he left

Send us your postcode pet, and I'll be round after I've been to Tesco's to get the toblerone

[Mich the Tester]

Cash up front luv

There I am, trying the charm approach, and along you come with your 'cash up front luv' like some second hand car salesman from Digbeth expecting to nick my gig. Get off my turf!

[Pinto]

SallyAnne,

Out of interest, how much ironing have you got?

[MaryPoppins]

Cash up front luv

Is your name any indication of the sort of night I can expect? If so, no worries

[DaveB]

Nah - shoes last WAY longer!!

I'd only pay £200 if, like Platypus, he did me, then my ironing, then left me a Toblerone on the bedside table as he left

How about doing you with the toblerone on the ironing board while standing on the bedside table?

[FiveTimes]

There I am, trying the charm approach, and along you come with your 'cash up front luv' like some second hand car salesman from Digbeth expecting to nick my gig. Get off my turf!

I've got 2 possible gigs (MP & SA) - Boomed

[BoredBloke]

Is your name any indication of the sort of night I can expect? If so, no worries

You have no indication of the duration. That five times might be his total so far. Plus you don't know how many were self love!

[SallyAnne]

Interesting eh! Story goes: girl meets boy. Girl and boy get together on holiday a few years later. Boy is a bit of a pig to girl over time really, girl is still a little ashamed of allowing it to carry on so long frankly. Girl finds out has bun in oven late last year - a couple of months later there is a boy shaped hole in the wall and a discrepancy in the company bank account. Girl maintains shockingly civil front for the sake of bub, while thinking up torture methods in head.

Am fine though, much happier without him now, TBH.

The End!

Or in summary, girl meets utter *****. The end.

Better to find out now than to actually start relying on him eh?
Who needs him - you'll do just fine on your own

You blokes are all an utter bunch of dick heads.

[FiveTimes]

Is your name any indication of the sort of night I can expect? If so, no worries

payment method western union, you wont be disappointed

[Ruprect]

Nah - shoes last WAY longer!!

I'd only pay £200 if, like Platypus, he did me, then my ironing, then left me a Toblerone on the bedside table as he left

Is that a euphemism for some kind of scatting practice involving a set square?