Women who pay for sex

[BoredBloke]

But you can’t. You have to save your remaining ammo for the next client.

If they are getting it for free then I'm quite happy to give refunds

[SallyAnne]

This is oddly appropriate. Being single and hormonal (i.e. preggers), I have seriously considered this!

- that explains the rant in the other thread then

Single AND pregnant? Is there a story there we need to hear MP?

[Mich the Tester]

Nothing would encourage me to have sex with a woman that I just did not fancy. I'd be worried about getting it up or throwing-up on the job.

shooting in your pants

[MaryPoppins]

Right, let the market research begin. How much would you pay?

Ha, erm, Ok well I'd pay up to £200 for a pretty pair of shoes I guess, and I would rate this above shoes. So surely over 200 quid an hour? With the option of booting them out if they are gross?

[crimdon]

Oh my god, that sounds brilliant!!

Funnily enough I live in a small East durham village where if somebody does anything, everyone gets to know about it. Theres a guy there who has set himself up as a sort of gigolo (much to everyones amusement).

Also Jo (www.juicyjo.com) used to be the barmaid at my local

[Mich the Tester]

Ha, erm, Ok well I'd pay up to £200 for a pretty pair of shoes I guess, and I would rate this above shoes. So surely over 200 quid an hour? With the option of booting them out if they are gross?

Plus travel expenses?

[FiveTimes]

Ha, erm, Ok well I'd pay up to £200 for a pretty pair of shoes I guess, and I would rate this above shoes. So surely over 200 quid an hour? With the option of booting them out if they are gross?

Cash up front luv

[SallyAnne]

Ha, erm, Ok well I'd pay up to £200 for a pretty pair of shoes I guess, and I would rate this above shoes. So surely over 200 quid an hour? With the option of booting them out if they are gross?

Nah - shoes last WAY longer!!

I'd only pay £200 if, like Platypus, he did me, then my ironing, then left me a Toblerone on the bedside table as he left

[Bagpuss]

Nothing would encourage me to have sex with a woman that I just did not fancy. I'd be worried about getting it up or throwing-up on the job.

Sounds like you've been doing it wrong all these years vomitting isn't required. No wonder they never return your calls

[MaryPoppins]

- that explains the rant in the other thread then

Single AND pregnant? Is there a story there we need to hear MP?

Interesting eh! Story goes: girl meets boy. Girl and boy get together on holiday a few years later. Boy is a bit of a pig to girl over time really, girl is still a little ashamed of allowing it to carry on so long frankly. Girl finds out has bun in oven late last year - a couple of months later there is a boy shaped hole in the wall and a discrepancy in the company bank account. Girl maintains shockingly civil front for the sake of bub, while thinking up torture methods in head.

Am fine though, much happier without him now, TBH.

The End!