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    #61
    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    I've got 2 possible gigs (MP & SA) - Boomed
    Hm, Tony English makes a good point however re: the name, which is a concern!

    Mich, your polite approach is admirable, if not quite up front enough, ha!
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #62
      I see smutty Friday is in full swing.

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        #63
        Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
        Nothing would encourage me to have sex with a woman that I just did not fancy. I'd be worried about getting it up or throwing-up on the job.
        That explains why you're still a virgin!
        'elf and safety guru

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          #64
          Originally posted by realityhack View Post
          I see smutty Friday is in full swing.
          WTF else is there to do? There's a recession on you know.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #65
            Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
            Or in summary, girl meets utter *****. The end.

            Better to find out now than to actually start relying on him eh?
            Who needs him - you'll do just fine on your own

            You blokes are all an utter bunch of dick heads.
            Ha ha definitely better off, thank you

            Am hoping you're not ALL as shallow and self obsessed as him however.
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #66
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              Hm, Tony English makes a good point however re: the name, which is a concern!

              Mich, your polite approach is admirable, if not quite up front enough, ha!
              I've got something up front that would convince you, and it isn't a beer gut.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #67
                Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                Just a couple of blouses and some knickers... should only take a couple of hours or so.

                <ducks and runs like 'ell>
                You know me better than that squirrel - I dont wear knickers
                The pope is a tard.

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
                  Nothing would encourage me to have sex with a woman that I just did not fancy. I'd be worried about getting it up or throwing-up on the job.
                  Beer helps - obviously a few pints get the beer goggles on, but the best bit is that if she is just so ugly that you have to drink more and more there comes a point where she looks the part but the contraceptive part of beer comes into play to stop you doing something you shouldn't. In the same way you can't play snooker with a rope.
                  Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                  I preferred version 1!

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    Hm, Tony English makes a good point however re: the name, which is a concern!

                    Mich, your polite approach is admirable, if not quite up front enough, ha!
                    Your lose

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                      I've got something up front that would convince you, and it isn't a beer gut.
                      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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